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    Where's AJP?

    Do we know if he's OK?
    It's bizarre but I've almost forgotten the lyrics to Gates of Eden.
    Why not?

    #2
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    Anybody heard from Alf?
    Why not?

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      #3
      My money is on him having spent the last couple of weeks digging a shelter in the garden in preparation for the end of the world come the launch of the Iranian euro oil bourse. Last time he was on here the poor fella seemed as though he was on the verge of a nervous breakdown.

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        #4
        That's why I was asking

        Originally posted by Lucifer Box
        My money is on him having spent the last couple of weeks digging a shelter in the garden in preparation for the end of the world come the launch of the Iranian euro oil bourse. Last time he was on here the poor fella seemed as though he was on the verge of a nervous breakdown.
        He did seem a little perturbed.

        (DG in concerned mode)

        And hows you LB? Getting any sleep?
        Worst thing I found about babies is face hurts from smiling stupidly all the time (my face, not my babies').
        Why not?

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          #5
          According to our records at the Ministry of Truth Pruffock was known to be outspoken crtic of EngSoc and an opponent of the Eursasian Wars.

          Was AJPruffock Happy
          The question is absurd
          If something was wrong
          The Ministry of Truth
          Certainly would have heard


          The sense of danger must not disappear:
          The way is certainly both short and steep,
          However gradual it looks from here;
          Look if you like, but you will have to leap.

          The worried efforts of the busy heap,
          The dirt, the imprecision, and the beer
          Produce a few smart wisecracks every year;
          Laugh if you can, but you will have to leap.


          The clothes that are considered right to wear
          Will not be either sensible or cheap,


          So long as we consent to live like sheep
          And never mention those who disappear.
          If you have done no wrong then you have nothing to fear ...perhaps.

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            #6
            Originally posted by Dundeegeorge
            Anybody heard from Alf?
            I have to say I certainly won't miss his bloody poetry.
            His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...

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              #7
              Have you noticed that ZG is rather quiet about this topic?

              You don't think he's eaten AJP do you?

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                #8
                Originally posted by Mordac
                I have to say I certainly won't miss his bloody poetry.
                AJPruffock is Dead

                ...no no...he is outside ...looking in

                Pruffock : I think, I think I am, therefore I am, I think.

                Central Scrutiniser : Of course you are my bright little star,

                I've miles
                And miles
                Of files

                Pretty files of your forefather's fruit
                and now to suit our
                great computer,
                You're magnetic ink.

                Pruffock ... I'm more than that, I know I am, at least, I think I must be.


                There you go man, keep as cool as you can.
                Face piles
                And piles
                Of trials
                With smiles.

                It riles them to believe
                that you perceive
                the web they weave
                And keep on thinking free.
                Last edited by Central-Scrutiniser; 3 March 2006, 11:58.
                If you have done no wrong then you have nothing to fear ...perhaps.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Central-Scrutiniser
                  AJPruffock is dead
                  ...no no...he is outside ...looking in

                  Pruffock : I think, I think I am, therefore I am, I think.
                  ....
                  How are things, Alf?

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                    #10
                    Of course it's AJP.
                    The central scrutinizer narrates a Zappa album (Joe's Garage, I think), and the quote is from the narration that precedes "Lovely to see you" from the album "On the threshold of a dream" by the Moody Blues.
                    Typical Pruffockian seventies obsession.
                    Alf, I'm not good company at the moment for various reasons, which is why I haven't been in touch, but I'll PM you when I feel a bit better.
                    We must strike at the lies that have spread like disease through our minds

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