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Yum! Didn't Mum taste good.

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    Yum! Didn't Mum taste good.



    Benoit Piet 'barbecued wife and fed her to children' | Metro.co.uk

    #2
    That doesn't sound hygenic

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      #3
      Perhaps he misundestood what a spitroast was all about ?
      Doing the needful since 1827

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        #4
        Didn't he even bother to marinade her first?
        And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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          #5
          This must be very in vogue at the moment. My mate writes for an incredibly low brow weekly mag. She recently wrote a story called something like 'I ate my Mum with pasta and cheese!"
          Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
          +5 Xeno Cool Points

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            #6
            Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
            This must be very in vogue at the moment. My mate writes for an incredibly low brow weekly mag. She recently wrote a story called something like 'I ate my Mum with pasta and cheese!"
            I could do that. (no, not eat my mum)

            Does she get paid well?
            And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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              #7
              You'd be kicking yourself that you hadn't milked her first for an ice cream dessert.

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                #8
                Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
                I could do that. (no, not eat my mum)

                Does she get paid well?
                It's a brilliant job. I've helped her make up stories before now, and she's used my name in stories quite often, for a laugh; when real names can't be used. She's well paid considering she adds no value to society and spends her day pissing about.
                Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
                +5 Xeno Cool Points

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
                  adds no value to society and spends her day pissing about.
                  sounds familiar
                  And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
                    sounds familiar
                    We've tons in common
                    Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
                    +5 Xeno Cool Points

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