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Last day in the office checklist.

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    Last day in the office checklist.

    Last day today.

    Browser history cleared.
    Bookmarks deleted.
    Fileshare cleaned up and recycle bin emptied.
    Relevant documentation copied and mailed to my web mail account.
    Bodies hidden.
    Evidence destroyed.
    Incriminating materiel planted on the laptops of those who deserve it.
    On a promise with the MD's PA later.

    Anything I've forgotten?
    "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

    #2
    Final pot noodle in the toilets.
    "Condoms should come with a free pack of earplugs."

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      #3
      Originally posted by ThomasSoerensen View Post
      Final pot noodle in the toilets.
      Only if the PA is crap
      Last edited by DaveB; 25 February 2011, 11:46.
      "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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        #4
        Originally posted by daveb View Post
        anything i've forgotten?
        get timesheet signed!
        And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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          #5
          Stationery cupboard raid?
          Guy Fawkes - "The last man to enter Parliament with honourable intentions."

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            #6
            Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
            get timesheet signed!
            <cough> Permie <cough>
            "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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              #7
              Originally posted by DaveB View Post
              <cough> Permie <cough>
              make sure any subscriptions you've used the work email account for have been updated to use a different email
              Coffee's for closers

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                #8
                Place easter egg in HR system.
                And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
                  Place easter egg in HR system.
                  I laid an "egg" in the HR managers desk drawer. Does that count?
                  "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Spacecadet View Post
                    make sure any subscriptions you've used the work email account for have been updated to use a different email
                    Clear out work email account.
                    Behold the warranty -- the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.

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