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DaveB
25th February 2011, 11:41
Last day today.

Browser history cleared.
Bookmarks deleted.
Fileshare cleaned up and recycle bin emptied.
Relevant documentation copied and mailed to my web mail account.
Bodies hidden.
Evidence destroyed.
Incriminating materiel planted on the laptops of those who deserve it.
On a promise with the MD's PA later.

Anything I've forgotten?

ThomasSoerensen
25th February 2011, 11:42
Final pot noodle in the toilets.

DaveB
25th February 2011, 11:43
Final pot noodle in the toilets.

Only if the PA is crap :D

Mich the Tester
25th February 2011, 11:44
anything i've forgotten?

get timesheet signed!

Alf W
25th February 2011, 11:44
Stationery cupboard raid?

DaveB
25th February 2011, 11:46
get timesheet signed!

<cough> Permie <cough> :o

Spacecadet
25th February 2011, 11:47
<cough> Permie <cough> :o

make sure any subscriptions you've used the work email account for have been updated to use a different email

Mich the Tester
25th February 2011, 11:50
Place easter egg in HR system.

DaveB
25th February 2011, 11:53
Place easter egg in HR system.

I laid an "egg" in the HR managers desk drawer. Does that count?

Sysman
25th February 2011, 11:57
make sure any subscriptions you've used the work email account for have been updated to use a different email

Clear out work email account.

FiveTimes
25th February 2011, 11:57
collect your mug/glass. Do you need the stapler, pencil, notebook ?

Running low on post it notes ?

pictures/save emails/music removed.

Add some XXX todo to a random piece of code

TimberWolf
25th February 2011, 11:58
Think about leaving speech. Oh how I hate them and the rituals that goes with them. Half the floor gather around and stare as they wait for the opening of the leaving gift, your examination and reading and commenting on the card and making some kind of witty speech.

Mich the Tester
25th February 2011, 12:00
Think about leaving speech. Oh how I hate them and the rituals that goes with them. Half the floor gather around and stare as they wait for the opening of the leaving gift, your examination and reading and commenting on the card and making some kind of witty speech.

You can use my favourite leaving speech. I'll waiver the standard fee just this once;

Ladies and Gentlemen

Goodbye

:wave:

NickFitz
25th February 2011, 12:02
Block traps 1, 2, and 3 :devil

(Once you're sure you no longer need them yourself, obviously.)

TimberWolf
25th February 2011, 12:08
You can use my favourite leaving speech. I'll waiver the standard fee just this once;

Ladies and Gentlemen

Goodbye

:wave:

<waits for applause and for people to shuffle away>

Short and sweet, I like it.

Sands of Time
25th February 2011, 12:57
Stationery cupboard raid?


NO! Always do that a few days before.

Everybody expects it on the last day.


Bing!

thunderlizard
25th February 2011, 13:25
Out of office reply set on email.

Tell the software management licensing person what they can reclaim.

Link to the karaoke version of "Time to say goodbye" by Sarah Brightman and Andrea Bocelli, to sing on your way out:

YouTube - Andrea Bocelli & Sarah Brightman - Time To Say Goodbye Karaoke (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rkHi_qOmPv0)

(oh, just me then?)

I don't know why I'm telling you this though, since you'll be at the pub by now and won't be coming back.

Support Monkey
25th February 2011, 13:29
Think about leaving speech. Oh how I hate them and the rituals that goes with them. Half the floor gather around and stare as they wait for the opening of the leaving gift, your examination and reading and commenting on the card and making some kind of witty speech.

I hate all that, i now make a point of telling whoever is responsible not to get me a card, present, stripper, i like to leave the same way i came in, like sex, in and out without anyone noticing

Brussels Slumdog
25th February 2011, 13:37
Stationery cupboard raid?

As I will be working from Home on my last day on Monday.
I will be raiding my own cupboard

My client was too busy shouting at the end client to actually notice that I left the office yesterday for the last time

DimPrawn
25th February 2011, 13:48
Phone number of that leggy blonde in accounts.

TimberWolf
25th February 2011, 14:06
Phone number of that leggy blonde in accounts.

The one with the nice figure(s)?

Mich the Tester
25th February 2011, 14:07
The one with the nice figure(s)?

I'm going home; shall I fetch your coat from the cloakroom?

TimberWolf
25th February 2011, 14:08
I'm going home; shall I fetch your coat from the cloakroom?

Okay, thanks.