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    New Ice Cream

    100% natural but I think I will pass
    Growing old is mandatory
    Growing up is optional

    #2
    KUATB!
    And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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      #3
      Opps well spotted Mitch
      Growing old is mandatory
      Growing up is optional

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        #4
        Well done. This gives me the chance to make the obviousl jiz sandwich joke. Some bastard beat me to it last time.
        bloggoth

        If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
        John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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          #5
          Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
          Well done. This gives me the chance to make the obviousl jiz sandwich joke. Some bastard beat me to it last time.
          If you put spunk in the freezer, does it turn into ice cream?

          I can taste a plan b.

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            #6
            Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
            Well done. This gives me the chance to make the obviousl jiz sandwich joke. Some bastard beat me to it last time.


            I recall one of the Ricky Gervais podcasts where he moved into a new house and his next door neighbour bought round a rice pudding made from her breast milk to welcome him to the street.

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              #7
              Originally posted by Pondlife View Post


              I recall one of the Ricky Gervais podcasts where he moved into a new house and his next door neighbour bought round a rice pudding made from her breast milk to welcome him to the street.
              Me n all
              Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
              +5 Xeno Cool Points

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