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Cliphead
26th February 2011, 19:35
No work to do, stuck in the house, only so much WoW one can take. I might have to raid the wine cellar.

Somebody please tell me a joke or a story or even abuse would be welcome right now.

MaryPoppins
26th February 2011, 19:39
Wine cellar, get you

Cliphead
26th February 2011, 19:40
Wine cellar, get you

Awright, the wine rack then. Cases of wine get stored in the garage.

MaryPoppins
26th February 2011, 19:41
Now the truth comes out. How's about you come here and do this bit of ironing/wait for the child to wake - I'll sit in your house and watch some porn in peace.

Cliphead
26th February 2011, 19:43
Now the truth comes out. How's about you come here and do this bit of ironing/wait for the child to wake - I'll sit in your house and watch some porn in peace.

Sure, sounds like a plan.

PS I like feisty.

MaryPoppins
26th February 2011, 19:44
Sure, sounds like a plan.

PS I like feisty.

You like being what?

:laugh I've made myself giggle there.

Cliphead
26th February 2011, 19:45
You like being what?

:laugh I've made myself giggle there.

Feisty - Having or showing exuberance and strong determination (that's the polite version).

MP takes no prisoners is what I was getting at :wink

MaryPoppins
26th February 2011, 19:47
Feisty - Having or showing exuberance and strong determination (that's the polite version).

MP takes no prisoners is what I was getting at :wink

I know what it means. I was going to amend your post to read 'I like being fisted' but thought it might be a bit close to the bone here. Oops.

Cliphead
26th February 2011, 19:51
I know what it means. I was going to amend your post to read 'I like being fisted' but thought it might be a bit close to the bone here. Oops.

:rollin:

I did have a wine cellar in a house I used to live in;

Linky (http://www.stirlingcastle.gov.uk/home/explore/seeanddo/argyllslodging.htm)

Accommodation provided when I first worked as a permie, it's a museum now. Kinda freaky being the only person living in it at the time (and I wasn't a caretaker).

suityou01
26th February 2011, 19:55
Awright, the wine rack then. Cases of wine get stored in the garage.

Plenty of room in there now of course :wink

Cliphead
26th February 2011, 19:59
Plenty of room in there now of course :wink

Always been plenty of room in there, a friend's classic Jag and Harley are stored there along with the sit on mower, office, workshop etc. Unfortunately my car was parked outside the house :suicide:

amcdonald
26th February 2011, 20:10
Wine cellar, get you

Some of us do have a proper cold store for wine, it's right next to the pool room

suityou01
26th February 2011, 20:11
Always been plenty of room in there, a friend's classic Jag and Harley are stored there along with the sit on mower, office, workshop etc. Unfortunately my car was parked outside the house :suicide:

Yep don't park my car in the garage either, rather park it on street. Some scum hit the wing and drove off. Thank the lord it's only an 06 Fiesta. :ohwell

suityou01
26th February 2011, 20:12
Some of us do have a proper cold store for wine, it's right next to the pool room

:spel lounge-diner :wink

Cliphead
26th February 2011, 20:13
Yep don't park my car in the garage either, rather park it on street. Some scum hit the wing and drove off. Thank the lord it's only an 06 Fiesta. :ohwell

Had the arsehole who was gonna fix the electronic gates turned up as arranged anytime in the last six weeks I wouldn't have this problem. Probably friends of his did the job.

amcdonald
26th February 2011, 20:16
:spel lounge-diner :wink

Nope, the pool room and cold store are downstairs, the two kitchens are on the 1st floor

suityou01
26th February 2011, 20:19
Nope, the pool room and cold store are downstairs, the two kitchens are on the 1st floor

Ok sure. :rolleyes:

Zippy
26th February 2011, 20:26
And the DB7 is parked next to the Tornado?

Cliphead
26th February 2011, 20:27
And the DB7 is parked next to the Tornado?

:rollin:

Cliphead
26th February 2011, 20:28
Wot? No abuse so far? Poor show chaps and chapesses.

suityou01
26th February 2011, 20:32
Wot? No abuse so far? Poor show chaps and chapesses.

I only pick fair fights. I haven't the heart to. Run along now. :rolleyes:

Cliphead
26th February 2011, 20:33
I only pick fair fights. I haven't the heart to. Run along now. :rolleyes:

Thus a bedwetter speaks :laugh

Zippy
26th February 2011, 20:34
Wot? No abuse so far? Poor show chaps and chapesses.

Oh, if you insist <sigh>

Get a grip you pished up chunt. Get some Scotch while you are there.

suityou01
26th February 2011, 20:35
Thus a bedwetter speaks :laugh

Ok game on.

Listen, if you're board can I suggest a film?

http://www.vidriver.com/movies_images/dude.jpg

Cliphead
26th February 2011, 20:36
Oh, if you insist <sigh>

Get a grip you pished up chunt. Get some Scotch while you are there.

Into Irish now, discovered Black Bush last week. Tears spilled for all those wasted years....

Not quite pished up yet but I will be :happy

Cliphead
26th February 2011, 20:37
Ok game on.

Listen, if you're board can I suggest a film?

http://www.vidriver.com/movies_images/dude.jpg

As long as it's got a good soundtrack fck the plot.

suityou01
26th February 2011, 20:38
As long as it's got a good soundtrack fck the plot.

This film has a great soundtrack :wink

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51CKAE9TMFL.jpg

Zippy
26th February 2011, 20:43
You cant beat this one

http://www.deutschakademie.de/berlin/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/Sound-of-Music1.jpg

suityou01
26th February 2011, 20:43
http://www.martialtaichi.co.uk/images/chad3.jpg

Where ya gone? :ladybags:

Must be a bit of a walk to that wine cellar of yours. :tongue

minestrone
26th February 2011, 20:50
You cant beat this one

http://www.deutschakademie.de/berlin/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/Sound-of-Music1.jpg

She is doing the Broony

MarillionFan
26th February 2011, 20:54
Don't make me come in this thread and give you all a slapping!

suityou01
26th February 2011, 21:02
Don't make me come in this thread and give you all a slapping!

What is this SwingersUK or summat? :rolleyes:

Churchill
28th February 2011, 07:54
Feisty - Having or showing exuberance and strong determination (that's the polite version).

MP takes no prisoners is what I was getting at :wink

Ohhh, I thought you said fisting. :confused:

MaryPoppins
28th February 2011, 08:01
Ohhh, I thought you said fisting. :confused:

:laugh

(whooosh) over CH's head, he's far too innocent