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My missus wants to sh@g Colin Firth

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    My missus wants to sh@g Colin Firth

    It was bad enough when the ponce was in those crap films with huge Grant, now that he's got an Oscar , she'll be wanting me to 'slip her a Colin' every other blooming night








    Last edited by EternalOptimist; 28 February 2011, 14:19.
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      #3
      Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
      It was bad enough when the ponce was in those crap films with huge Grant, now that he's got an Oscar , she'll be wanting me to 'slip her a Colin' every other blooming night








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        #4
        Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
        It was bad enough when the ponce was in those crap films with huge Grant, now that he's got an Oscar , she'll be wanting me to 'slip her a Colin' every other blooming night

        A result, Shirley? In return she can give you a 'Queen Mum'.
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          #5
          Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
          It was bad enough when the ponce was in those crap films with huge Grant, now that he's got an Oscar , she'll be wanting me to 'slip her a Colin' every other blooming night

          How very 1995...

          It's Simon Baker for me these days.
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            #6
            Originally posted by cojak View Post
            How very 1995...

            It's Simon Baker for me these days.
            That other fella you mentioned a while ago (his name escapes me, sciencey sort of fella?) is popping up everywhere these days.

            Off to google this Baker fella now
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              #7
              Originally posted by cojak View Post
              How very 1995...

              It's Simon Baker for me these days.
              Tasty.

              Still would though - Colin Firth. Mr Darcy... <drool>
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                #8
                Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
                That other fella you mentioned a while ago (his name escapes me, sciencey sort of fella?) is popping up everywhere these days.

                Off to google this Baker fella now
                Oh yeah, Prof. Cox

                Darcy, oh yes.
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                  #9
                  Originally posted by cojak View Post
                  How very 1995...

                  It's Simon Baker for me these days.
                  Oh, him!

                  I concur. He'd get it.
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                    #10
                    Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
                    Oh, him!

                    I concur. He'd get it.
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