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Churchill
2nd March 2011, 17:11
I'm really trying to cut down the number of posts that I make as sasguru so please bear with me over the next few days while I wait for Admin to delete my sasguru account.

After sasguru has gone I'll get my SallyAnne account deleted too.

Thanks all.

DimPrawn
2nd March 2011, 17:14
Crikey you are a very convincing, though repetitive, retard.

If only CUK had Oscars

Churchill
2nd March 2011, 17:17
Crikey you are a very convincing, though repetitive, retard.

If only CUK had Oscars

Mea culpa :emb

TykeMerc
2nd March 2011, 17:18
This feels like one of those "I'm Spartacus" moments. Mind you I'm not sure anyone in their right mind would admit to being Sasguru so it could fail in an impressive manner.

Churchill
2nd March 2011, 17:25
This feels like one of those "I'm Spartacus" moments. Mind you I'm not sure anyone in their right mind would admit to being Sasguru so it could fail in an impressive manner.

What can I say? :igmc:

TykeMerc
2nd March 2011, 17:27
What can I say? :igmc:

Temporary insanity? Seems like a convincing argument to me.

Churchill
2nd March 2011, 18:00
Temporary insanity? Seems like a convincing argument to me.

For the past 6 years? There's nothing temporary about it I'm afraid.

AtW
2nd March 2011, 18:11
One of posters in this thread is a true sasguru sockie master.

Who is it? You may never know...

doodab
2nd March 2011, 19:11
You mean sasguru doesn't exist?

What am I supposed to aspire to now? My life is a meaningless void.

suityou01
2nd March 2011, 19:15
You mean sasguru doesn't exist?

What am I supposed to aspire to now? My life is a meaningless void.

Give your project manager a bitch slap. You'll feel better. Promise. :D

shaunbhoy
2nd March 2011, 19:25
You mean sasguru doesn't exist?

What am I supposed to aspire to now? My life is a meaningless void.

If your life is a meaningless void then you have already reached the same stage of enlightenment as sasguru.

HTH

EternalOptimist
2nd March 2011, 20:10
I'll believe it if CM confirms it.


I suppose he was wearing a bit thin. no more lines left. bereft

Churchill
3rd March 2011, 07:33
I'll believe it if CM confirms it.


I suppose he was wearing a bit thin. no more lines left. bereft

Unfortunately CM is one of my SockPuppets too.

alreadypacked
3rd March 2011, 08:08
Unfortunately CM is one of my SockPuppets too.

Working away again dogie, you will have to face the music at the weekend :spank:

Churchill
3rd March 2011, 08:10
Working away again dogie, you will have to face the music at the weekend :spank:

She'll have forgotten by the time I get home.
Failing that, a little wining and dining and she'll be like putty in my hands(paws, Shirley?) :laugh

Wodewick
3rd March 2011, 08:16
She'll have forgotten by the time I get home.
Failing that, a little wining and dining and she'll be like putty in my hands(paws, Shirley?) :laugh

S'funny cos she said that after a little wine - you were like putty in her hands (soft and limp)

Churchill
3rd March 2011, 08:19
S'funny cos she said that after a little wine - you were like putty in her hands (soft and limp)

A bit of projection there, eh? Make you feel better huh? Go on, let it out, it's ok to cry, there you go. That's good.

sasguru
3rd March 2011, 09:16
Yes indeed, I, Churchill, run this account.
I had to create someone good-looking, successful, witty and athletic to make up for my humdrum sad life.

MarillionFan
3rd March 2011, 09:26
Yes indeed, I, Churchill, run this account.
I had to create someone good-looking, successful, witty and athletic to make up for my humdrum sad life.

While yes indeed, I Marillionfan run the Churchill account.

I had to create a dull, offensive overweight poster which in turn I used to create an exciting, offensive, look at me I am special poster, so cover the fact the Churchill isn't but I .

DAMN!

Churchill
3rd March 2011, 09:27
Yes indeed, I, Churchill, run this account.
I had to create someone good-looking, successful, witty and athletic to make up for my humdrum sad life.

Yes, as you've all realised it is but a sham, a fantasy.

Hopefully the medication and therapy will help. However I can't do it without your help dear readers.

Thank you all for your understanding.

Oh and I'll be having a whip round for my meds so please give generously.