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    Scotland's 'big two' have a Scottish Cup Tie tonight.

    I was expecting some gentle words of encouragement and sporting behaviour from Shaunbhoy and Incognito today.

    Don't tell me even the Ceptic and Rankgers fans have gone all P.C. and don't rip the tulip out of each other before a big match any more.

    Sad news indeed. Come on you two.....get at it.....
    When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....

    #2
    Originally posted by TestMangler View Post
    Scotland's 'big two' have a Scottish Cup Tie tonight.

    I was expecting some gentle words of encouragement and sporting behaviour from Shaunbhoy and Incognito today.

    Don't tell me even the Ceptic and Rankgers fans have gone all P.C. and don't rip the tulip out of each other before a big match any more.

    Sad news indeed. Come on you two.....get at it.....
    Incognito is keeping his head down after all the gubbings we have issued to them so far this year.

    “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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      #3
      Originally posted by TestMangler View Post
      Scotland's 'big two' have a Scottish Cup Tie tonight.

      I was expecting some gentle words of encouragement and sporting behaviour from Shaunbhoy and Incognito today.

      Don't tell me even the Ceptic and Rankgers fans have gone all P.C. and don't rip the tulip out of each other before a big match any more.

      Sad news indeed. Come on you two.....get at it.....
      Can Rangers fans use computers?

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        #4
        Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
        Can Rangers fans use computers?

        I believe they have special ones that they can use while signing on.....
        When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....

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          #5
          Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
          Can Rangers fans use computers?
          Originally posted by TestMangler View Post
          I believe they have special ones that they can use while signing on.....
          Testes - I would love to join in the joke but, no offence like, that isn't English!
          Jim is a Jedi! - Dara
          Jim is EVIL! - Jenny Eclair

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            #6
            Originally posted by Wodewick View Post
            Testes - I would love to join in the joke but, no offence like, that isn't English!
            Well, that'll be me told......do **** off dear boy.
            When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....

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              #7
              Originally posted by TestMangler View Post
              Well, that'll be me told......do **** off dear boy.
              Only saying like! Not my fault.

              <aside>
              Will anyone back me up here? Did what he wrote make any sense?
              (I am quite prepared to apologise if its just me being thick)
              </aside>
              Jim is a Jedi! - Dara
              Jim is EVIL! - Jenny Eclair

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                #8
                Originally posted by Wodewick View Post
                Only saying like! Not my fault.

                <aside>
                Will anyone back me up here? Did what he wrote make any sense?
                (I am quite prepared to apologise if its just me being thick)
                </aside>
                He's not English (apparently), but I read it as an oblique reference to Jose Mourinho
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                  #9
                  Signing on = collecting your unemployment giro cheque

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by jmo21 View Post
                    Signing on = collecting your unemployment giro cheque
                    I got that bit.

                    I've re-read it a few times and true to my word:

                    TM I am sorry your sentence did make some sort of sense. My bad
                    Jim is a Jedi! - Dara
                    Jim is EVIL! - Jenny Eclair

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