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Frog Porn found on Judges Laptop!

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    Frog Porn found on Judges Laptop!

    Frog porn found on judge's laptop | The Sun |News

    A MAGISTRATE has narrowly avoided jail after being caught with a collection of extreme pornography — including images of women having sex with a gerbil and a FROG.

    Ok. Ok. Someone needs to explain this to be. How exactly do you have sex with a frog? At which point does somethink think 'I saw the Muppets last night and that Kermit is going to get it?' or 'I know I'm going to look for pictures of someone sticking a newt up their ****????
    What happens in General, stays in General.
    You know what they say about assumptions!

    #2
    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    Frog porn found on judge's laptop | The Sun |News

    A MAGISTRATE has narrowly avoided jail after being caught with a collection of extreme pornography — including images of women having sex with a gerbil and a FROG.

    Ok. Ok. Someone needs to explain this to be. How exactly do you have sex with a frog? At which point does somethink think 'I saw the Muppets last night and that Kermit is going to get it?' or 'I know I'm going to look for pictures of someone sticking a newt up their ****????
    at least he wasnt fiddling with the tadpoles





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      #3
      I don't want to talk about it ok.

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        #4
        Actually this stuff is pretty hot.

        YouTube - Frog Porn (NSFW)
        What happens in General, stays in General.
        You know what they say about assumptions!

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          #5
          Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
          Ok. Ok. Someone needs to explain this to be. How exactly do you have sex with a frog?
          Toad in the hole?

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            #6
            Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
            Toad in the hole?
            Coat sir?

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              #7
              Maybe she just really, really, really wanted it to turn into a prince.

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                #8
                Serves him right for turning down my appeal against that speeding fine. It was handy that I was working on the Courts Service laptop roll-out at the time.

                DP
                "A life, Jimmy, you know what that is? It’s the s*** that happens while you’re waiting for moments that never come." -- Lester Freamon

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                  #9
                  And what about Zombie porn, does anyone get off on that >
                  Doing the needful since 1827

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by amcdonald View Post
                    And what about Zombie porn, does anyone get off on that >
                    No its a dead end.
                    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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