Carbon

[DimPrawn]

****, I've just spilt the contents of a laser printer toner cartridge over the nice light coloured carpet.

What's the best carbon capture method in these circumstances?

TIA

[Board Game Geek]

A giant rubber ?

Fnaar Fnarr !

[ThomasSoerensen]

there is a specialist clarning company called "The IPCC"

[Spacecadet]

****, I've just spilt the contents of a laser printer toner cartridge over the nice light coloured carpet.

What's the best carbon capture method in these circumstances?

TIA

roll the carpet up and chuck it in the north sea - you may want to weigh it down
then buy a new carpet

[TimberWolf]

****, I've just spilt the contents of a laser printer toner cartridge over the nice light coloured carpet.

What's the best carbon capture method in these circumstances?

TIA

A wind powered device (that will suck up all that carbon).

[AtW]

****, I've just spilt the contents of a laser printer toner cartridge over the nice light coloured carpet.

Sniff it?

[Old Greg]

Store it inside your skull.

[realityhack]

Lie on top of it.

Hey presto! Diamonds!*


*This assumes you are of Threaded's proportions.

[MarillionFan]

****, I've just spilt the contents of a laser printer toner cartridge over the nice light coloured carpet.

What's the best carbon capture method in these circumstances?

TIA

Why care? You're renting

[Zippy]

****, I've just spilt the contents of a laser printer toner cartridge over the nice light coloured carpet.

What's the best carbon capture method in these circumstances?

TIA

You need some kind of electrostatic effect.
Get a balloon, rub it on your hair (you may have to find someone with hair) and apply to the carpet.