Dear subjects

[TimberWolf]

Dear Subjects,

Thank you for your overwhelming reps of confidence, I look forward to my brief and brutal dominion over CUK.

As I see you scurrying around from on up high, I reflect on the onerous burden that has been placed upon one's heavy shoulders by my faithful repper(s), and on the wordbath that is to visit you all. Because dear subjects, CUK is no longer enough, tomorrow we (not the royal we) are to invade mumsnet again. But this time it is war. Arguments may be lost and insults and sarcasm may runeth in the blog, but memories of the fallen or emotionally disturbed will never be forgotten.

Make necessary preparations henforth. Sharpen your wits and ready your insults. Mumsnet will soon be ours.

Yours regally

TimberWolf


p.s. or we could just chill out here instead, I'm easy.


p.p.s. only joking about invading mumsnet obviously.

[Pondlife]

I have spoken to "fondlife" and I think he's available



Le Roi est mort, vive le Roi!

[Zippy]

Pah! Bloody Johnny-come-lately types.

[TimberWolf]

Aarrgghh, Marypoppins has vanquished me with a jubilant cry of "arse biscuits". The war is off.

[realityhack]

The 'arse-biscuits' gambit! Brilliant!
So are you two King and Queen? Are you going to abolish any tax laws?

[AtW]

[sasguru]

Dear Subjects,

Thank you for your overwhelming reps of confidence, I look forward to my brief and brutal dominion over CUK.

As I see you scurrying around from on up high, I reflect on the onerous burden that has been placed upon one's heavy shoulders by my faithful repper(s), and on the wordbath that is to visit you all. Because dear subjects, CUK is no longer enough, tomorrow we (not the royal we) are to invade mumsnet again. But this time it is war. Arguments may be lost and insults and sarcasm may runeth in the blog, but memories of the fallen or emotionally disturbed will never be forgotten.

Make necessary preparations henforth. Sharpen your wits and ready your insults. Mumsnet will soon be ours.

Yours regally

TimberWolf


p.s. or we could just chill out here instead, I'm easy.


p.p.s. only joking about invading mumsnet obviously.

Fook orf. Get a job.

HTH

[Pondlife]

I see HRH Mary Poppins has staged a coup. Although CUKs very own King John, MF is lurking menacingly close by

[Zippy]

Aarrgghh, Marypoppins has vanquished me with a jubilant cry of "arse biscuits". The war is off.

And CUKkers in England now a-bed
Shall think themselves accurs'd they were not here,
And hold their manhoods cheap whiles any speaks
That fought with us upon Saint MP's day.

[DimPrawn]

And CUKkers in England now a-bed
Shall think themselves accurs'd they were not here,
And hold their manhoods cheap whiles any speaks
That fought with us upon Saint MP's day.

I'm right up your chuff missus.