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    Am I a bad father ?

    I tried to bring my kids up proper, and tried to teach them right from wrong. It seems my daughter (35, a paramedic) has gone completely off the rails.

    I had a phone email last night, at about 10pm. How many states are there in Australia ? and how old is johnny depp

    yes. my daughter is a quiz cheat




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    #2
    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    I tried to bring my kids up proper, and tried to teach them right from wrong. It seems my daughter (35, a paramedic) has gone completely off the rails.

    I had a phone email last night, at about 10pm. How many states are there in Australia ? and how old is johnny depp

    yes. my daughter is a quiz cheat




    You are a bad father and cheap. At 35. You should have bought her a smart phone by now.

    Shame on you.
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    You know what they say about assumptions!

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      #3
      Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
      I tried to bring my kids up proper, and tried to teach them right from wrong. It seems my daughter (35, a paramedic) has gone completely off the rails.

      I had a phone email last night, at about 10pm. How many states are there in Australia ? and how old is johnny depp

      yes. my daughter is a quiz cheat




      Probably just a symptom of rubella.

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        #4
        Went to a quiz night in Australia with my two Scottish flat mates, we called ourself 'the scots' news, politics, music, general. We were winning at half time by a clear margin.

        "we are going to have a break and come back with the half time results"

        "OK, first question after the break name three areas in Sydney that end in..." "Who was the Australian PM in 1978" etc

        Feckers rigged the questions and we came in last.

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          #5
          Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
          I It seems my daughter (35, a paramedic)
          So your daughter, any pictures ?
          Doing the needful since 1827

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            #6
            Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
            I tried to bring my kids up proper, and tried to teach them right from wrong. It seems my daughter (35, a paramedic) has gone completely off the rails.
            I thought you were going to say she'sd phoned you to say "Hey dad....found a free place to live. I might just have to do unsavoury things to an it geek."

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              #7
              Originally posted by amcdonald View Post
              So your daughter, any pictures ?
              Oh, hello Wilmslow
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                #8
                Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
                Oh, hello Wilmslow
                How much for your women?

                I want to buy your daughter... how much for the little girl ?
                Doing the needful since 1827

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by amcdonald View Post
                  How much for your women?

                  I want to buy your daughter... how much for the little girl ?
                  You may be as fat and as ugly as John Belushi but you're nowhere near as funny and he's dead!

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Churchill View Post
                    You may be as fat and as ugly as John Belushi but you're nowhere near as funny and he's dead!
                    Ohhhh someone didn't get their morning kiss from their toyboy this morning

                    Nevermind dear, I'm sure Wilmslow will come along in a minute to smack one right on you chopper
                    Doing the needful since 1827

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