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    Especially with a time served CUKer as a husband.

    I have from now until when she hops out of the shower to do my work.

    Profile pic changed

    Post about labial warts, done.

    <cracks knuckles>

    Only warming up.
    Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

    #2
    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post


    Especially with a time served CUKer as a husband.

    I have from now until when she hops out of the shower to do my work.

    Profile pic changed

    Post about labial warts, done.

    <cracks knuckles>



    Only warming up.



    omfg


    back it out now. ctrl z


    you goddam eejit



    (\__/)
    (>'.'<)
    ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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      #3
      Is this where she professes her love for lesbian clown midget porn
      Doing the needful since 1827

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        #4
        Originally posted by amcdonald View Post
        Is this where she professes her love for lesbian clown midget porn
        You on her page then?
        Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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          #5
          Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
          You on her page then?
          But aren't you upset after she posted about going dogging with Wilmslow ?
          Doing the needful since 1827

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            #6
            I've had to explain 'fraping' a couple of times now.

            Once to my mum, when my 16 year old cousin's facebook proclaimed she was in "need of a good hard shag".

            And once to a friend who phoned me to ask if another friend "really was gay".

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              #7
              Why not change her status to 'divorced' - beat her to it

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                #8
                Both I and the wife know each others passwords and trust each other.

                Only a complete child would think it funny to change someones profiles settings.
                What happens in General, stays in General.
                You know what they say about assumptions!

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                  Both I and the wife know each others passwords and trust each other.

                  Only a complete child would think it funny to change someones profiles settings.
                  post bulltulip about selling imaginary tat to imaginary scousers in an imaginary tat shop.
                  Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
                    post bulltulip about selling imaginary tat to imaginary scousers in an imaginary tat shop.
                    Barking up the wrong tree fella. More than one CUKKER has visited and bought stuff from my imaginary shop.

                    You're obviously in a bad mood again this afternoon. Having got rid of the kids last night I assume you failed to perform again.

                    It's the stress Suity. You need to breathe and relax. Breathe and relax. Otheriwse is could be
                    What happens in General, stays in General.
                    You know what they say about assumptions!

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