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Scousers on a day trip.

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    Scousers on a day trip.

    Just had 8 scousers visit the shop.

    Shell suits, perms. They really are a stereotype. It took me five minutes to realise that the hacking and deep guttaral(sic) coughing was in fact a 'English'

    I really did think they were Flemish.

    To top it all they bought a carved war mask, fluffy toy cat and a samurai sword!!

    Who says stereotypes aren't true??
    What happens in General, stays in General.
    You know what they say about assumptions!

    #2
    I'd do a quick stock check to make sure that there is nothing else missing

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      #3
      Originally posted by FiveTimes View Post
      I'd do a quick stock check to make sure that there is nothing else missing
      FFS!!! The Indian dining table at the far end of the shop is on breeze blocks!!!!
      What happens in General, stays in General.
      You know what they say about assumptions!

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        #4
        Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
        Just had 8 scousers visit the shop.

        Shell suits, perms. They really are a stereotype. It took me five minutes to realise that the hacking and deep guttaral(sic) coughing was in fact a 'English'

        I really did think they were Flemish.

        To top it all they bought a carved war mask, fluffy toy cat and a samurai sword!!

        Who says stereotypes aren't true??
        Were they wingeing all the time?

        I hope you wrapped their purchases in a copy of The Sun.
        Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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          #5
          I think my eyes are going gozzy.
          I totally misread the title, I thought it said 'Eight salt of the earth types customers deigned to come into my tat sh1t hole of a tat shop'

          I shouldda gone to specsavers.

          Anyway, dissing 8 blokes who are tooled up with war masks and swords is not a good idea in my book


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            #6
            Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
            Anyway, dissing 8 blokes who are tooled up with war masks and swords is not a good idea in my book
            That's why he is doing it on here and not to their war mask faces...

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              #7
              Guy Fawkes - "The last man to enter Parliament with honourable intentions."

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                #8
                sounds like a bit of a porky pie to me. 8 scousers no less, all wearing shell suits and with perms and buying cuddly toy cats and a sword.

                must be a slow comment day.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
                  I think my eyes are going gozzy.
                  I totally misread the title, I thought it said 'Eight salt of the earth types customers deigned to come into my tat sh1t hole of a tat shop'

                  I shouldda gone to specsavers.

                  Anyway, dissing 8 blokes who are tooled up with war masks and swords is not a good idea in my book


                  They were not all 'blokes'. At least two were the female of the species, but in truth was difficult to tell. I think that one bought the cat. And at least one of their offspring / that or was a midget that kept touching things. In case it happens again, does anyone have the number for a translation service, because frankly I didn't understand a bloody word of their 'language'
                  What happens in General, stays in General.
                  You know what they say about assumptions!

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                    #10
                    Why are you manning your tat shop yourself on Saturday?

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