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Mich the Tester
8th March 2011, 13:02
An elite, exclusive corner of CUK, in so far as that isn't an oxymoron, for all the fine upstanding chaps who have the privilege of a head that´s unencumbered by follicular topiary!

Here we are, intelligent, strong, erudite, potent and bald!

Those discerning ladies who appreciate the bald headed male are welcome too!

Hippies and hormonally challenged chaps with a full head of hair, you know where the door is, so don´t force me to throw you out of it!

Churchill
8th March 2011, 13:03
An elite, exclusive corner of CUK, in so far as that isn't an oxymoron, for all the fine upstanding chaps who have the privilege of a head that´s unencumbered by follicular topiary!

Here we are, intelligent, strong, erudite, potent and bald!

Those discerning ladies who appreciate the bald headed male are welcome too!

Hippies and hormonally challenged chaps with a full head of hair, you know where the door is, so don´t force me to throw you out of it!

When you're big enough.

Mich the Tester
8th March 2011, 13:08
When you're big enough.

Listen Shorty, I know I´m only 16 stone but I'm pretty sure I could quite easily give 98% of CUK'ers a bloody good kicking if I needed to.

OwlHoot
8th March 2011, 13:13
Hippies and hormonally challenged chaps with a full head of hair, you know where the door is, so don´t force me to throw you out of it!

Can we smack your head first? Just a quick one?

It's hard to resist the temptation sometimes, especially when you're standing right behind a baldie :rolleyes:

Churchill
8th March 2011, 13:17
Listen Shorty, I know I´m only 16 stone but I'm pretty sure I could quite easily give 98% of CUK'ers a bloody good kicking if I needed to.

Sorry slaphead.

:emb

EternalOptimist
8th March 2011, 14:11
16 stone ???

dicksplat. i was 16 stone about ten years ago


also, being bald makes one aerodynamically superior. you can cut through the air like a slipstreamed ballet dancer, or a swooping swallow. If its pointy, so much the better

i mean, look at Duncan Goodhew


:rolleyes:

Churchill
8th March 2011, 14:30
16 stone ???

dicksplat. i was 16 stone about ten years ago


also, being bald makes one aerodynamically superior. you can cut through the air like a slipstreamed ballet dancer, or a swooping swallow. If its pointy, so much the better

i mean, look at Duncan Goodhew

:rolleyes:

I can but you'd need a step-ladder. :p

Mich the Tester
8th March 2011, 14:36
i mean, look at Duncan Goodhew
:rolleyes:
Yep, he seems happy enough.

http://cache3.asset-cache.net/xc/2904694.jpg?v=1&c=IWSAsset&k=2&d=77BFBA49EF878921F7C3FC3F69D929FDF6B66A87A1CCE66A 05515B3818C4BFCD34D509E1482340D0A7CFF610D5B4FC25

Churchill
8th March 2011, 14:37
Yep, he seems happy enough.

http://cache3.asset-cache.net/xc/2904694.jpg?v=1&c=IWSAsset&k=2&d=77BFBA49EF878921F7C3FC3F69D929FDF6B66A87A1CCE66A 05515B3818C4BFCD34D509E1482340D0A7CFF610D5B4FC25

Lucky (bald) bastard!

MaryPoppins
8th March 2011, 18:10
dicksplat.

Am pissing myself laughing. :laugh

mudskipper
8th March 2011, 18:38
I developed a theory some time ago.

Bald men have much hairier bodies.

Or maybe it's just the contrast.

EternalOptimist
8th March 2011, 18:54
I developed a theory some time ago.

Bald men have much hairier bodies.

Or maybe it's just the contrast.

Its true.

I think what happens is that men keep growing upwards, but the hair stops

so men grow through the hair


which leaves it lower down (in my case, around the @rse area)



:rolleyes:

Cliphead
8th March 2011, 18:58
Its true.

I think what happens is that men keep growing upwards, but the hair stops

so men grow through the hair


which leaves it lower down (in my case, around the @rse area)



:rolleyes:

Not two HAB's :eek:

TinTrump
8th March 2011, 19:06
Bald men have much hairier bodies.
True in my case.

It's the grey around my crown jewels I find a bit depressing. Maybe I need to go for the shaved look actors in gentlemans' videos sport. I just fear the consequences of a slip with the razor. And not something the average barber would/should cater for. :o

Cliphead
8th March 2011, 19:09
True in my case.

It's the grey around my crown jewels I find a bit depressing. Maybe I need to go for the shaved look actors in gentlemans' videos sport. I just fear the consequences of a slip with the razor. And not something the average barber would/should cater for. :o

It goes grey :eek:

Board Game Geek
8th March 2011, 19:27
For which baldies club is this thread for ?

Bald up above or bald down below ?

MaryPoppins
8th March 2011, 19:31
For which baldies club is this thread for ?

Bald up above or bald down below ?

<awaits decision>

:laugh