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    Baldies' Club

    An elite, exclusive corner of CUK, in so far as that isn't an oxymoron, for all the fine upstanding chaps who have the privilege of a head that´s unencumbered by follicular topiary!

    Here we are, intelligent, strong, erudite, potent and bald!

    Those discerning ladies who appreciate the bald headed male are welcome too!

    Hippies and hormonally challenged chaps with a full head of hair, you know where the door is, so don´t force me to throw you out of it!
    And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

    #2
    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    An elite, exclusive corner of CUK, in so far as that isn't an oxymoron, for all the fine upstanding chaps who have the privilege of a head that´s unencumbered by follicular topiary!

    Here we are, intelligent, strong, erudite, potent and bald!

    Those discerning ladies who appreciate the bald headed male are welcome too!

    Hippies and hormonally challenged chaps with a full head of hair, you know where the door is, so don´t force me to throw you out of it!
    When you're big enough.

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      #3
      Originally posted by Churchill View Post
      When you're big enough.
      Listen Shorty, I know I´m only 16 stone but I'm pretty sure I could quite easily give 98% of CUK'ers a bloody good kicking if I needed to.
      And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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        #4
        Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post

        Hippies and hormonally challenged chaps with a full head of hair, you know where the door is, so don´t force me to throw you out of it!
        Can we smack your head first? Just a quick one?

        It's hard to resist the temptation sometimes, especially when you're standing right behind a baldie
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          #5
          Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
          Listen Shorty, I know I´m only 16 stone but I'm pretty sure I could quite easily give 98% of CUK'ers a bloody good kicking if I needed to.
          Sorry slaphead.

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            #6
            16 stone ???

            dicksplat. i was 16 stone about ten years ago


            also, being bald makes one aerodynamically superior. you can cut through the air like a slipstreamed ballet dancer, or a swooping swallow. If its pointy, so much the better

            i mean, look at Duncan Goodhew


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              #7
              Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
              16 stone ???

              dicksplat. i was 16 stone about ten years ago


              also, being bald makes one aerodynamically superior. you can cut through the air like a slipstreamed ballet dancer, or a swooping swallow. If its pointy, so much the better

              i mean, look at Duncan Goodhew

              I can but you'd need a step-ladder.

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                #8
                Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
                i mean, look at Duncan Goodhew
                Yep, he seems happy enough.

                And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
                  Yep, he seems happy enough.

                  Lucky (bald) bastard!

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post

                    dicksplat.
                    Am pissing myself laughing.
                    Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
                    +5 Xeno Cool Points

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