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    Flatulent cat

    Here I am working at home and bloody Testermog 2 keeps jumping on my legs and farting.

    Any top tips for dealing with a flatulent cat?
    And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

    #2
    Next time you open a bottle of vino, keep the cork.

    HTH

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      #3
      Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
      Any top tips for dealing with a flatulent cat?
      A pussy that keeps farting? The only cure is to stop stuffing it full of meat.
      While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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        #4
        Stick your finger in the dyke.
        "I hope Celtic realise that, if their team is good enough, they will win. If they're not good enough, they'll not win - and they can't look at anybody else, whether it is referees or any other influence." - Walter Smith

        On them! On them! They fail!

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          #5
          Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
          Any top tips for dealing with a flatulent cat?
          Activated charcol BBQ.
          If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.

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            #6
            Kill the smelly little furry f*cker!

            It's obviously on its way out anyway. Cruel to be kind and all that.

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              #7
              Chuck it in the garden.
              "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

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                #8
                Get a proper pet (i.e. a dog).
                Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
                +5 Xeno Cool Points

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
                  Get a proper pet (i.e. a dog).
                  If you have a cat and a dog, the cat will be too busy bossy the dog around to fart on you.

                  I just love watching cats and dogs interact.
                  "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
                    Get a proper pet (i.e. a dog).
                    You mean like Churchill?

                    He's got attitude problem that would make any cat look tame

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