Thinking of becoming a Pikey All Tips welcome!

[mudbum]

Due to the new (and all previous) government polices to make, honest hard working people suffer the most, I’ve decided to become a Pikey. As I see lots of Pikeys driving around in nice 4 by 4’s enjoying lots of caravanning holidays, with there families. They also seem to know a lot of farmers who let them camp on their land for free.. !

Anyway .. stuff so far :
I have my 5 false NI number cards, and will be signing on with all 5 as soon as possible.
I have my eye on a really nice well kept caravan; I’m told the owner will be out of town this weekend and therefore allowing me to obtain at the “Right”, price.
I have an angle grinder so I can replace the old VIM number with the correct one I have made, on the 4 wheel drive that was illegally parked in my rented garage.
But I’m sure there’s a lot more I need to get/make/etc before I can become a proper Pikey ?

Please help...

[realityhack]

What blistering insight. I wouldn't want to go to one of those weddings.

[landl]

You'll need to start saving hard for that big wedding if you have any daughters.

[Old Greg]

Good work on the banning, guys. Don't you have a filter mechanism for new posters' posts?

[Support Monkey]

you also need a White van with Facia and doubleglazing plastered across the side with some random mobile number, you need a transit tipper with some churns on the back and you also need to get a van for ya ma

oh yes and you need to destroy all your wheelie bins and just throw all your s*it out in the road

[TestMangler]

Start by having a free web mail type address and go from there.......

[MarillionFan]

Good work on the banning, guys. Don't you have a filter mechanism for new posters' posts?

Oh Come On!!!!!!!

Someone went to a lot of effort to write that post!!!

[AtW]

Oh Come On!!!!!!! Someone went to a lot of effort to write that post!!!

WHS

[Doggy Styles]

Oh Come On!!!!!!!

Someone went to a lot of effort to write that post!!!

WHS too.

There's a pikey infestation not too far from where I live. I could have provided him with a few pikey top tips.

[SueEllen]

I need my drive tarmacking. Got any spare tarmac?