Due to the new (and all previous) government polices to make, honest hard working people suffer the most, I’ve decided to become a Pikey. As I see lots of Pikeys driving around in nice 4 by 4’s enjoying lots of caravanning holidays, with there families. They also seem to know a lot of farmers who let them camp on their land for free.. !
Anyway .. stuff so far :
I have my 5 false NI number cards, and will be signing on with all 5 as soon as possible.
I have my eye on a really nice well kept caravan; I’m told the owner will be out of town this weekend and therefore allowing me to obtain at the “Right”, price.
I have an angle grinder so I can replace the old VIM number with the correct one I have made, on the 4 wheel drive that was illegally parked in my rented garage.
But I’m sure there’s a lot more I need to get/make/etc before I can become a proper Pikey ?
Please help...
Anyway .. stuff so far :
I have my 5 false NI number cards, and will be signing on with all 5 as soon as possible.
I have my eye on a really nice well kept caravan; I’m told the owner will be out of town this weekend and therefore allowing me to obtain at the “Right”, price.
I have an angle grinder so I can replace the old VIM number with the correct one I have made, on the 4 wheel drive that was illegally parked in my rented garage.
But I’m sure there’s a lot more I need to get/make/etc before I can become a proper Pikey ?
Please help...
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