Friend with a problem. Advice needed.

[A dog]

I have a lady dog friend who has a problem at work, which I will outline below. I appreciate that this thread may attract some cretinous trolling, but we would appreciate advice from anyone who has direct or indirect experience of this kind of situation.

My lady dog friend has only ever gone out with boy dogs before and described the situation thus:

So there's this girl dog on our team, she's nice. We've always got on well, and I had (have?) a bit of a girl dog crush on her, you know what I mean.

We were chatting earlier and she had taken some chocs from a bowl on the desk. She threw a couple at my teats and was saying 'ooh did they go in?' (to my cleavage) and laughing.

It turns out she's a gay girl dog. I am very childish because I think I felt (and possibly reacted) quite shocked (she wears make up and everything) and my first thought was "Oh no, will she know I fancied her? Do I actually fancy her still? I think so!" and now every time she speaks to me I feel paranoid.

We had another chat later on. She is fairly forward and asked outright if I'd ever had an 'experience' with a girl dog. That could have been my cue, but as I'm like a boy dog, I made a joke, blushed, and changed the subject.

[Churchill]

So what's the question?

[Doggy Styles]

So what's the problem again?

[MaryPoppins]

You friend should clearly go on a date with this b1tch. Doesn't make her a lesbian. I don't think.

[A dog]

So what's the question?

So what's the problem again?

What should she do?

[SimonMac]

[Churchill]

What should she do?

Whatever the hell she wants. But my advice would be that she doesn't reveal her choice to a who's going to post it on an internet forum.

[Doggy Styles]

Aha. Now I know who you are on about.

Yes, get together, do it. Sell tickets. Plan B sorted.

[Board Game Geek]

What's with all this "dog" thing ? Your post reads as if it was written by someone subnormal. (Or more likely another sad sockie).

As for the original question, which is probably made up anyway but I'll go with it ; why are you asking for advice on what a colleague should feel about her own sexuality ?

Only she can (and should) make that decision surely ?

[Board Game Geek]

Whatever the hell she wants. But my advice would be that she doesn't reveal her choice to a who's going to post it on an internet forum.

Well said that man.