I have a lady dog friend who has a problem at work, which I will outline below. I appreciate that this thread may attract some cretinous trolling, but we would appreciate advice from anyone who has direct or indirect experience of this kind of situation.
My lady dog friend has only ever gone out with boy dogs before and described the situation thus:
So there's this girl dog on our team, she's nice. We've always got on well, and I had (have?) a bit of a girl dog crush on her, you know what I mean.
We were chatting earlier and she had taken some chocs from a bowl on the desk. She threw a couple at my teats and was saying 'ooh did they go in?' (to my cleavage) and laughing.
It turns out she's a gay girl dog. I am very childish because I think I felt (and possibly reacted) quite shocked (she wears make up and everything) and my first thought was "Oh no, will she know I fancied her? Do I actually fancy her still? I think so!" and now every time she speaks to me I feel paranoid.
We had another chat later on. She is fairly forward and asked outright if I'd ever had an 'experience' with a girl dog. That could have been my cue, but as I'm like a boy dog, I made a joke, blushed, and changed the subject.
My lady dog friend has only ever gone out with boy dogs before and described the situation thus:
So there's this girl dog on our team, she's nice. We've always got on well, and I had (have?) a bit of a girl dog crush on her, you know what I mean.
We were chatting earlier and she had taken some chocs from a bowl on the desk. She threw a couple at my teats and was saying 'ooh did they go in?' (to my cleavage) and laughing.
It turns out she's a gay girl dog. I am very childish because I think I felt (and possibly reacted) quite shocked (she wears make up and everything) and my first thought was "Oh no, will she know I fancied her? Do I actually fancy her still? I think so!" and now every time she speaks to me I feel paranoid.
We had another chat later on. She is fairly forward and asked outright if I'd ever had an 'experience' with a girl dog. That could have been my cue, but as I'm like a boy dog, I made a joke, blushed, and changed the subject.
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