What are you doing for Comedy Relief?

[gricerboy]

I've come up with a wizard wheeze for tomorrow's fun and japes.

Everyone's got to come in wearing their pants on top of their trousers and anyone who doesn't will have to forfeit 5 pounds to Comedy Relief.

I shall be stood in the main entrance shaking my money bucket under the noses of any churlish individuals not game enough to join in this great British Institution.

[Churchill]

I've come up with a wizard wheeze for tomorrow's fun and japes.

Everyone's got to come in wearing their pants on top of their trousers and anyone who doesn't will have to forfeit 5 pounds to Comedy Relief.

I shall be stood in the main entrance shaking my money bucket under the noses of any churlish individuals not game enough to join in this great British Institution.

It's not called "Comedy Relief" unless of course you're running a scam with a cunningly similar name.

[SimonMac]

I've come up with a wizard wheeze for tomorrow's fun and japes.

Everyone's got to come in wearing their pants on top of their trousers and anyone who doesn't will have to forfeit 5 pounds to Comedy Relief.

I shall be stood in the main entrance shaking my money bucket under the noses of any churlish individuals not game enough to join in this great British Institution.

I think you should defiantly do this, and considering it will be a week before Comic Relief I'm sire everyone will be in stitches!

[Board Game Geek]

Gricerboy asked "What are you doing for Comedy Relief?"

Making a blue movie with clowns.

[amcdonald]

Making a blue movie with clowns.

Midget clown porn, that should sell well

[amcdonald]

It's not called "Comedy Relief" unless of course you're running a scam with a cunningly similar name.

Or someones filmed Wilmslow cracking one out

[Pondlife]

Why would I want to wear trousers on a WFH Friday?

[wurzel]

I've come up with a wizard wheeze for tomorrow's fun and japes.

Everyone's got to come in wearing their pants on top of their trousers and anyone who doesn't will have to forfeit 5 pounds to Comedy Relief.

I shall be stood in the main entrance shaking my money bucket under the noses of any churlish individuals not game enough to join in this great British Institution.

Is that tomorrow?

I've got some Spanish friends staying this weekend & I wanted to take them out to Bath for the evening.

Don't think I'm going to bother if it's going to mean encountering people sat in bath tubs full of baked beans etc & having them think we're a nation of complete f*ckwits.

Having said that, they're from Benidorm so they probably think that anyway

[Board Game Geek]

Midget clown porn, that should sell well

I couldn't get the "persons of diminutive stature" as they are already booked for Comic Relief.

I'm just left with normal clowns.

However, to liven things up, the clowns have no idea that I also got 2 nuns, a donkey and a jar of figs for the Grand Finale.

[amcdonald]

I couldn't get the "persons of diminutive stature" as they are already booked for Comic Relief.

I'm just left with normal clowns.

However, to liven things up, the clowns have no idea that I also got 2 nuns, a donkey and a jar of figs for the Grand Finale.

Film 2 nuns one cup and put it on xhamster for instant fame