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    Strange sexual experiences

    I was just thinking about this. A girl I had been seeing for a week or two and I had gone out for dinner and then gone back to her place. We were well into the swing of things, I had my eyes closed and she was bouncing away on top of me when I felt something odd on my chest, so I opened my eyes and she was drooling.

    How odd. Quite flattering really I suppose.
    While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

    #2
    Originally posted by doodab View Post
    I was just thinking about this. A girl I had been seeing for a week or two and I had gone out for dinner and then gone back to her place. We were well into the swing of things, I had my eyes closed and she was bouncing away on top of me when I felt something odd on my chest, so I opened my eyes and she was drooling.

    How odd. Quite flattering really I suppose.
    Was she that bad looking?
    Coffee's for closers

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      #3
      Blimey if you think that's odd, you're in for a shock one day
      Doing the needful since 1827

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        #4
        I so want to type what I'm thinking!

        Damn!
        What happens in General, stays in General.
        You know what they say about assumptions!

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          #5
          Originally posted by Spacecadet
          Was she that bad looking?
          Not at all. I often close my eyes in order to better enjoy the tactile aspects.
          While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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            #6
            Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
            I so want to type what I'm thinking!

            Damn!


            I normally don't like/agree with anything you post MF, but in this case..............
            When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....

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              #7
              Originally posted by TestMangler View Post


              I normally don't like/agree with anything you post MF, but in this case..............
              Hopefully we're not!!!
              What happens in General, stays in General.
              You know what they say about assumptions!

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                #8
                Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                I so want to type what I'm thinking!

                Damn!
                What is stopping you? Are your hands preoccupied?
                While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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                  #9
                  I'll wait for AtW's input on this one.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                    I so want to type what I'm thinking!

                    Damn!
                    Go on admit it, you've slept with Wilmslow
                    Doing the needful since 1827

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