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    Up The Arse!

    Got £50 on United to win which I'll be very happy to lose tonight.

    So long as it's not a draw that is....

    #2
    Get on to Betfair and lay it.
    +50 Xeno Geek Points
    Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
    As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

    Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

    CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012

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      #3
      Go Arsenal, go!

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        #4
        Originally posted by Zippy View Post
        Get on to Betfair and lay it.
        Botfair

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          #5
          Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
          Botfair
          Are you trying to imply something, O King?
          +50 Xeno Geek Points
          Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
          As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

          Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

          CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012

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            #6
            Originally posted by Zippy View Post
            Are you trying to imply something, O King?
            I thought this was an arse related thread.

            In other news Betfair have moved to Gibraltar and their share price has hit bottom.
            Sport is made for betting: Betfair becomes latest member of TaxDodgers'R'Us

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              #7
              Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
              I thought this was an arse related thread.

              In other news Betfair have moved to Gibraltar and their share price has hit bottom.
              Sport is made for betting: Betfair becomes latest member of TaxDodgers'R'Us
              WHS.

              I thought this was going to be about John Thomas and the chocolate starfish.

              Of before you all get on your high horses it's a lesser known book by Roald Dahl.
              What happens in General, stays in General.
              You know what they say about assumptions!

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                #8
                Fifty quid richer and thoroughly depressed

                Though to be fair, it panned out exctly as I thought it would. Next time I'll have to put enough on to make me actually want United to win.

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                  #9
                  Bolton Up Fer't Cup!!

                  We're on out way to Wembley!

                  Good game too, Kevin Davies is a legend, not quite Nat Lofthouse yet.....

                  I met Nat Lofthouse, he was a real Gent, apparently he'd rip your balls off during the game but would help you find them afterwards...

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                    #10
                    Poor old Arse. They were whispering about a quadruple two weeks ago. That sort of talk is always a kiss of death.

                    John Terry does it before Chelsea defeats.

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