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    #1

    I am feeling a failure

    Tried a sample paper for MSP foundation thinking no sweat, as I have PrinceII, ITIL, ISTQB intermediate and a few other useless things.

    Was going to book for the exam in a couple of weeks.

    Got just 24 out of 50, so waaaay off the required 60%.

    When I see the numpties in programme management it makes me cry!

    Looks like I will have to bite the bullet and book three days off to get the darned thing, unless I can get motivated to self study such meaningless drivel……. It is a matter of pride to get this bloody thing now!
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    #2
    Originally posted by Wilmslow View Post
    I am feeling a failure
    Stop touching yourself then.

    HTH

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      #3
      Originally posted by PRC1964 View Post
      Stop touching yourself then.

      HTH
      Very good!

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        #4
        Originally posted by Wilmslow View Post
        Tried a sample paper for MSP foundation thinking no sweat, as I have PrinceII, ITIL, ISTQB intermediate and a few other useless things.

        Was going to book for the exam in a couple of weeks.

        Got just 24 out of 50, so waaaay off the required 60%.

        When I see the numpties in programme management it makes me cry!

        Looks like I will have to bite the bullet and book three days off to get the darned thing, unless I can get motivated to self study such meaningless drivel……. It is a matter of pride to get this bloody thing now!
        So ITIL is all it takes to be a decent Programme Manager?
        Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
        +5 Xeno Cool Points

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          #5
          That's because you are a failure Wilmslow

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            #6
            Originally posted by PRC1964 View Post
            Stop touching yourself then.

            HTH
            Beat me to it. I was about to say 'take your hand out of your pants'.
            And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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              #7
              Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
              Beat me to it. I was about to say 'take your hand out of your pants'.
              Slowed down by hands down your pants?

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                #8
                Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
                Slowed down by hands down your pants?
                If only. A long boring meeting with users about a UAT.
                And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Wilmslow View Post
                  Tried a sample paper for MSP foundation thinking no sweat, as I have PrinceII, ITIL, ISTQB intermediate and a few other useless things.

                  Was going to book for the exam in a couple of weeks.

                  Got just 24 out of 50, so waaaay off the required 60%.

                  When I see the numpties in programme management it makes me cry!

                  Looks like I will have to bite the bullet and book three days off to get the darned thing, unless I can get motivated to self study such meaningless drivel……. It is a matter of pride to get this bloody thing now!
                  Snap out of it.

                  Do the study, pass the exam.

                  Quit whinging.
                  Bazza gets caught
                  Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

                  CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
                    Snap out of it.

                    Do the study, pass the exam.

                    Quit whinging.
                    WSS

                    Get it together man.
                    And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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