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    Thursday caption competition



    Now just imagine what it would be like if I actually touched you!
    Last edited by DaveB; 17 March 2011, 14:54.
    "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

    #2
    Originally posted by DaveB View Post
    See, I don't look anything like a right tit
    While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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      #3
      You remember how wet you got last night when I drew circles on your nipples?
      Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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        #4
        You didn't have to pull my finger.
        Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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          #5
          Look luv, your tits should be just there. Where have they gone ?
          When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....

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            #6
            Originally posted by DaveB View Post


            of course it isnt poo. its shae butter and vitamin e
            (\__/)
            (>'.'<)
            ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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              #7
              And then I said: "George, zat isn't French, you have ze book upside down!"
              Coffee's for closers

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                #8
                Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
                of course it isnt poo. its shae butter and vitamin e
                2nd C.K.M.O.T.D.
                Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by DaveB View Post
                  Oh Mr. Sarkozy, if only your election campaign funding was as transparent as your budgerigar.
                  The vegetarian option.

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                    #10
                    "If I were to remove my cuban heels my mouth would come up to about here"
                    Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy
                    I can't see any way to do it can you please advise?

                    I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.

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