• Visitors can check out the Forum FAQ by clicking this link. You have to register before you can post: click the REGISTER link above to proceed. To start viewing messages, select the forum that you want to visit from the selection below. View our Forum Privacy Policy.
  • Want to receive the latest contracting news and advice straight to your inbox? Sign up to the ContractorUK newsletter here. Every sign up will also be entered into a draw to WIN £100 Amazon vouchers!

Job of the Week

Collapse
X
  •  
  • Filter
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts

    Job of the Week

    Datawarehouse developer needed - TSQL, SSRS, SSAS, SSIS and SQL Server 2005.

    My client is currently looking for a candidate who has a strong background with TSQL coding knowledge. You must also have a background with business Intelligence development.
    Experience with data analysis and Datamodelling.

    This is a 3 month contract with the desire to extend beyond this. If you are available immediately please submit your updated CV to me ASAP as this is an urgent role.

    Location Cheshire
    Country UK
    Start Date 4/4/11
    Duration 3 months +
    Rate £15 - £18 per hour
    Employment Business Modis
    Contact Katie Webster [Show Details]
    Contact Katie Webster
    Telephone 0114 270 2138
    Email Contact This Employment Business
    Reference JS-1090575
    Posted Date 17/03/2011 17:04:06


    #2
    And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

    Comment


      #3
      I got emailed this one this morning:

      Responsibilities;
      - Support the Senior Business Advisor and Head of Operations in developing, monitoring, embedding and continuously improving the processes and procedures for the company and ensuring ‘joined up’ working with Group functions and its subsidiaries.
      - Support the Senior Business Advisor and Head of Operations in developing and monitoring KPI and other performance reports.
      - Support company personnel with CRM training, reports and basic development such as attributes and workflows
      Skills;
      - Excellent IT skills, in use of Excel Spreadsheets, PowerPoint and Word. Ability and willingness to learn CRM.
      - A general CRM background is desirable.
      - Typical duties include building reports, working with SQL, KPIs, workflows, process mapping, and analysing data via Excel/HTML reporting suite.
      - The role will support continual process improvement for the group.
      - The successor will have the opportunity to learn MS CRM down the line.

      The role is a month rolling contract, which is very likely to be extended. You will initially be based in West London and then in Central London after 2 weeks.

      The rate on offer is £10-12 per hour. You must be available immediately.
      Not as highly skilled but the rate is still a joke.
      Coffee's for closers

      Comment


        #4
        Originally posted by Spacecadet View Post
        I got emailed this one this morning:



        Not as highly skilled but the rate is still a joke.
        The job sounds like a joke as well though.

        Been a while since I could fill in an entire bulltulip bingo sheet from one job ad.
        And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

        Comment


          #5
          Is looking for an Architect with 12+ years of experience in Cloud Security, Encryption, Security Protocols, Identity and Access Management, PKI and Cryptography. Position in Bangalore for R&D Labs...
          Cloud computing been around that long then?
          Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

          Comment


            #6
            Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
            Cloud computing been around that long then?
            I'm sure they'll have candidates with the relevant length experience!
            Speaking gibberish on internet talkboards since last Michaelmas. Plus here on Twitter

            Comment


              #7
              Cloud Security

              If your name's not down, you're not cumulo-nimbus.

              Comment


                #8
                Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
                Cloud computing been around that long then?
                I'm not even sure that PKI has been around that long, at least in any meaningful way. From Wiki:

                By the first few years of the 21st century the underlying cryptographic engineering was clearly not easy to deploy correctly. Operating procedures (manual or automatic) were not easy to correctly design (nor even if so designed, to execute perfectly, which the engineering required). The standards that existed were insufficient.[citation needed]

                PKI vendors have found a market, but it is not quite the market envisioned in the mid-90s, and it has grown both more slowly and in somewhat different ways than were anticipated.[4] PKIs have not solved some of the problems they were expected to, and several major vendors have gone out of business or been acquired by others.
                If someone really has 12 years in depth experience of PKI, they can probably work where they want (thinks US, not Bangalore).
                Behold the warranty -- the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.

                Comment


                  #9
                  Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
                  Cloud computing been around that long then?
                  Nah they're just living in cloud cuckoo land
                  Doing the needful since 1827

                  Comment

                  Working...
                  X