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    Suggestion that we keep them SFW. I know, I have probably sinned on this one before too, but when somebody appears at my desk and there's an internet exploder button in the task bar with the words 'I am naked', it can be a bit embarrassing.
    And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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    Hhmm. Tricky one really, because if you're that worried you should probably log off, like.
    Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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      #3
      Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
      Suggestion that we keep them SFW. I know, I have probably sinned on this one before too, but when somebody appears at my desk and there's an internet exploder button in the task bar with the words 'I am naked', it can be a bit embarrassing.
      So

      'Mich is posting porn on the internet?'

      Would cause you a problem then?
      What happens in General, stays in General.
      You know what they say about assumptions!

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        #4
        Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
        'I am naked', it can be a bit embarrassing.
        WHS

        Also spare some thought for poor Wimslow whose all female team come from behind to suprise him only to see his naked photo in that thread as a "proof" he exists.

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          #5
          The solution is for somebody to invent a programming language that is full of rude words.

          Actually, there is one called LOLITA. I take no responsibility for anyone sacked while googling it.

          Ah yes it stands for Large-scale, Object-based, Linguistic Interactor, Translator and Analyser. You should be able to google that safely.
          Last edited by xoggoth; 18 March 2011, 17:01.
          bloggoth

          If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
          John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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            #6
            Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
            Suggestion that we keep them SFW. I know, I have probably sinned on this one before too, but when somebody appears at my desk and there's an internet exploder button in the task bar with the words 'I am naked', it can be a bit embarrassing.
            Don't read threads with dodgy titles.
            Originally posted by MaryPoppins
            I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
            Originally posted by vetran
            Urine is quite nourishing

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              #7
              I have a simple answer to this, I have no internet access on clientco machine, and I don't bring my work laptop into the office, I have no internet access whilst at work.
              I have loads of work to do and find I get it all done when there are no CUK distractions
              I'm sorry, but I'll make no apologies for this

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