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    Stinky Belt

    Just as I was relaxing last night, not a care in the world, the missus asked me to sniff her belt.

    She had bought a leather belt from m and s. just an ordinary trouser belt. made in India.

    It stunk like a kippers f@nny. a real bad fish-smell

    so we went back into manchester today, I sat in the pub and did the sudookio, in honour of our brave japanese cousins, and she took the stink-belt back.

    she also did a sniffing reccy on the belt rack, apparently they all smell a bit fishy


    the world is going to rack and rooney Im telling you




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    ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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    I'm waiting to see the local headlines "Mancunian woman thrown of of m&s for sniffing belts" (subline; she said they smelt of kipper fanny)
    "Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch." - Orson Welles

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      #3
      Hmm. Better than prawns fed with Bangladesh sewage anyway.
      bloggoth

      If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
      John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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        #4
        Now that is a great thread title.........
        When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....

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          #5
          Hubby bought me a red nose. It stank too. I'd rather have a stinky thing round my waist than on my nose.

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