Give us your best chat up lines.............

[TestMangler]

Everyone knows that IT contractors make the best lovers.

So come on CUK male-geeks......

Let us see your best chat up lines

I quite like "Does this hanky smell of chloroform to you ?"

[conned tractor]

You look well fit on my CCTV recordings.

<Wilmslow to neighbour>

[MaryPoppins]

You look well fit on my CCTV recordings.

<Wilmslow to neighbour>

[eek]

You look well fit on my CCTV recordings.

<Wilmslow to neighbour>

My Doorway or yours

ATW

[Pogle]

Would you like to reformat my hard drive?

I was once asked this


I believe he still limps to this day

[Moscow Mule]

Only works in Australia

Do you like trees?

regardless of answer, respond with

Do you fancy a root?

[MaryPoppins]

Do you like trees?

regardless of answer, respond with

Do you fancy a root?

I like it

[conned tractor]

Do you like trees?

regardless of answer, respond with

Do you fancy a root?

Do you like animals?

regardless of answer, respond with

Do you want to see my c0ck?

[Wodewick]

You could always try a few of these KUATB

[MarillionFan]

Oh come on this is an IT site. 90% of the posters above would be

'Errr. Errr. Cough. Errr. Hell. Cough. Errr. Hello, errrr hello. Mmmm. Mmmm. Ah! Ah! Ah. Mmmmm. Errr? Oh she's gone'