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    Fat women are in vogue

    Fat women are in.

    Fashion's next big thing: As waistlines grow, sales of women's clothes size 18 or larger are booming | Mail Online

    Hands up who has a fat woman?
    I'm alright Jack

    #2
    I once had a fat woman, she was quite the adventurous type

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      #3
      Originally posted by Platypus View Post
      I once had a fat woman, she was quite the adventurous type
      Charged GBH did a little ditty once:

      'Big women, I like the size
      Big women, flabby thighs
      Big women, ooh ahh
      Big women, big women...'
      Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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        #4
        Or Spinal Tap...'The bigger the cushion, the better the pushing...'
        Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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          #5
          Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
          Or Spinal Tap...'The bigger the cushion, the better the pushing...'
          Actually that was 'borrowed' from Frank Zappa
          Doing the needful since 1827

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            #6
            Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin' world go 'round, Yeah!
            "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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              #7
              I thought of a few things to say, but then decided I shall refrain from posting offensive or politically incorrect remarks about persons with extra gravity issues.
              And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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                #8
                Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
                Or Spinal Tap...'The bigger the cushion, the better the pushing...'
                Originally posted by amcdonald View Post
                Actually that was 'borrowed' from Frank Zappa
                The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin
                That's what I said
                The looser the waistband, the deeper the quicksand
                Or so I have read

                My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo
                I like to sink her with my pink torpedo

                Big bottom, big bottom
                Talk about bum cakes, my girl's got 'em
                Big bottom, drive me out of my mind
                How could I leave this behind?

                I met her on Monday, it was my lucky fun day
                You know what I mean
                I love her each weekday, each velvety cheekday
                You know what I mean

                My love gun's loaded and she's in my sights
                Big game is waiting there inside her tights

                Big bottom, big bottom
                Talk about mudflaps, my girl's got 'em
                Big bottom, drive me out of my mind
                How could I leave this behind?

                My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo
                I like to sink her with my pink torpedo

                Big bottom, big bottom
                Talk about bum cakes, my girl's got 'em
                Big bottom, drive me out of my mind
                How could I leave this behind?
                "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by DaveB View Post
                  Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin' world go 'round, Yeah!
                  Originally posted by zeitghost
                  WDBS.
                  Currently playing on my iPhone as we speak!
                  Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy
                  I can't see any way to do it can you please advise?

                  I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.

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                    #10
                    As ever it is subjective as there are many definitions on “fat” what I consider curvy on a woman some would say was fat
                    Growing old is mandatory
                    Growing up is optional

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