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    Suity's next big adventure

    With the Americans cutting back on their manned space missions that avenue is not closed for him at present, but you never know, with a change of administration the evergreen suity could be up there in a few years time. So in the meantime...

    SUITY PLEASE STOP READING NOW. WE HAVE A SURPRISE FOR YOU AND IT WILL BE ALL WORTH IT, HONEST

    I was thinking we could get him a Flash Gordon outfit from a costume suppliers and tell him that Ming The Merciless is loose in Luton and he and only him can save the earth in 24 hours. He will believe it, obviously, it will all be harmless fun as long as we keep him from meeting 2 pen and pad carrying doctors at the same time.

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    I watched Space Camp the other night - if a bunch of kids can do it and survive, I reckon Suity can do it.

    Although, there is one scene where Max doesn't want to go to the toilet in space - with the amount of wetting that goes on with SY, there could be trouble ahead.
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      #3
      SUITY a - ha
      Saviour of the Universe

      Followed by 3 days of silence before

      SUITY'S ALIVE!

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        #4
        We could give him a spade and tell him there are a bunch of starving Chilean miners under luton.

        There could be a big time cost for him that could benefit us.

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          #5
          Originally posted by minestrone View Post
          We could give him a spade and tell him there are a bunch of starving Chilean miners under luton.

          There could be a big time cost for him that could benefit us.
          He get dig about 3 foot and piss off for a curry.

          I would suggest we get some ribbon and put it across his front door, and put a man with a chequered flag. Lest that way when he gets home he feels that he's completed something for once.
          What happens in General, stays in General.
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            #6
            I thought threads created for the sole purpose of mocking another member were verboten?
            Coffee's for closers

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              #7
              We will get a wooden box and tell him he is David Blane, just put in a storage lock up with a few london sightseeing posters on the inside.

              Can somone look into the cost of 6 months storage in Luton? he could certainly last that long.

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                #8
                Originally posted by Spacecadet View Post
                I thought threads created for the sole purpose of mocking another member were verboten?
                I think we are concentrating on his Walter Mitty fantasies today.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Spacecadet View Post
                  I thought threads created for the sole purpose of mocking another member were verboten?
                  Really
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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Spacecadet View Post
                    I thought threads created for the sole purpose of mocking another member were verboten?
                    Normally yes. Except the person in question is a real basket case.

                    Like Suity.
                    What happens in General, stays in General.
                    You know what they say about assumptions!

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