Shaving

[doodab]

I decided to give the old mantatoes a once over with the clippers this morning to get things under control.

A word of warning, make sure you have them up the right way, or blood comes out. And it stings a lot when you get a bit sweaty later on.

[Spacecadet]

Could you have not waited until a couple of hours after lunch before posting that?

[EternalOptimist]

Dont do it. women like a big pair of hairy swinging teds. so does MF

[MaryPoppins]

I decided to give the old mantatoes a once over with the clippers this morning to get things under control.

A word of warning, make sure you have them up the right way, or blood comes out. And it stings a lot when you get a bit sweaty later on.

A. I assume this is referring to your balls.

B. Make sure you have the balls, or the clippers the right way?

[suityou01]

I decided to give the old mantatoes a once over with the clippers

For the love of God, why?

this morning to get things under control.

And how were they out of control?
Actually don't answer that.

A word of warning, make sure you have them up the right way

You "mantatoes" can go up the wrong way?
See a doctor.

or blood comes out.

Try a styptic pencil. Will stop the bleed and won't sting a bit, promise.

And it stings a lot when you get a bit sweaty later on.

Ah yes, Miss Swallocks, know her well.

[OwlHoot]

Dont do it. women like a big pair of hairy swinging teds. so does MF

Don't laugh, but I wonder if a miniature blow torch wouldn't be the best way, with only quick dabs of the flame obviously, to prevent skin burns.

Maybe one of the DIYers here should try it, and report on the results.

But a plumber's blow torch might be too unwieldy and hot, unless you held it a fair way away.

P.S. It's no good asking me to volunteer, because I don't do DIY.

[doodab]

A. I assume this is referring to your balls.

Indeed

B. Make sure you have the balls, or the clippers the right way?

Well both really, it's their mutual spatial relationship which needs to be correct.

[doodab]

Could you have not waited until a couple of hours after lunch before posting that?

I spent the whole of lunchtime thinking about it. Chiefly because I was sat in the sun.

[TheFaQQer]

Much easier in the bath with a Mach 3.

[TheFaQQer]

Don't laugh, but I wonder if a miniature blow torch wouldn't be the best way, with only quick dabs of the flame obviously, to prevent skin burns.

Maybe one of the DIYers here should try it, and report on the results.

But a plumber's blow torch might be too unwieldy and hot, unless you held it a fair way away.

P.S. It's no good asking me to volunteer, because I don't do DIY.

Where's Xen when he's needed??