It didn't take Ed Miliband long...

[Mich the Tester]

...to lose all his mates.

Even his brother doesn't like him now.

Ed Miliband to marry partner Justine Thornton - but no best man - Telegraph

[TheFaQQer]

... to bow to the tabloid pressure and have to get married even though he blatantly doesn't want to.


In the same way that William Hague "had" to get married so that he would be taken seriously as a political contender, Ed Mili has had to do the same.

[doodab]

In the same way that William Hague "had" to get married so that he would be taken seriously as a political contender, Ed Mili has had to do the same.

I think it's going to take a bit more than that.

[Moose423956]

When their first child, Daniel, was born only Miss Thornton’s name appeared on his birth certificate.

So his son's a ba***rd as well.

[TimberWolf]

They aren't going to breed are they?

[Moose423956]

They aren't going to breed are they?

Already got 2.

[shaunbhoy]

So his son's an unproductive ba***rd that contributes nothing to the economy as well.

FTFY

[wobbegong]

...to lose all his mates.

Even his brother doesn't like him now.

Ed Miliband to marry partner Justine Thornton - but no best man - Telegraph

Ewwwww. She's . . . um . . . <ahem> . . . erm . . . gorgeous.

[amcdonald]

In the same way that William Hague "had" to get married so that he would be taken seriously as a political contender, Ed Mili has had to do the same.

Hague had to get married so no one would possibily think he was gay, as opposed to Millimong who's just a raving socialist who just wants to exploit the workers

[Mich the Tester]

Ewwwww. She's . . . um . . . <ahem> . . . erm . . . gorgeous.

She's the kind of lady who can really show off the best part of a wedding dress; the veil.