Weird sighting this morning.

[Pondlife]

In true Gricer/Wilmsy style, I have a strange sighting from my trip to work to report.

When on the mainland I stay in a nice part of town. Big old buildings and wide tree lined streets etc.

As I was on my way to the underground station I saw a bloke with no trousers on getting into a Maserati.

He had a beige suit jacket on and a shirt but where his trousers should be was a pair of blue pants. He had his trousers in his hand and folded up them before getting in his expensive car.

WTF?



ideas?

[doodab]

In true Gricer/Wilmsy style, I have a strange sighting from my trip to work to report.

When on the mainland I stay in a nice part of town. Big old buildings and wide tree lined streets etc.

As I was on my way to the underground station I saw a bloke with no trousers on getting into a Maserati.

He had a beige suit jacket on and a shirt but where his trousers should be was a pair of blue pants. He had his trousers in his hand and folded up them before getting in his expensive car.

WTF?



ideas?

Perhaps they are linen and he doesn't wish to wrinkle them.

Or perhaps his significant other will be having breakfast in the car, so to speak.

[suityou01]

In true Gricer/Wilmsy style, I have a strange sighting from my trip to work to report.

When on the mainland I stay in a nice part of town. Big old buildings and wide tree lined streets etc.

As I was on my way to the underground station I saw a bloke with no trousers on getting into a Maserati.

He had a beige suit jacket on and a shirt but where his trousers should be was a pair of blue pants. He had his trousers in his hand and folded up them before getting in his expensive car.

WTF?



ideas?

Yep, he'd just sharted. Whipped his keks off, wiped his botty on his original pants, and flung the pants away, then borrowed some more off a nearby washing line.

Pretty standard really.

[Mich the Tester]

Posh car; he obviously enjoys the warm sensation of leather against his cheeks. did I really say that?

[Pondlife]

Perhaps they are linen and he doesn't wish to wrinkle them.

Or perhaps his significant other will be having breakfast in the car, so to speak.

Well, when he folded them he sort of rolled them up too so I doubt they were linen.

Couldn't see any female and he unlocked the car before getting in.

[Pondlife]

Yep, he'd just sharted. Whipped his keks off, wiped his botty on his original pants, and flung the pants away, then borrowed some more off a nearby washing line.

Pretty standard really.

No washing line in the front gardens. Like I said, it's a nice area.

[Sysman]

Or had he just made a hasty getaway from somewhere he shouldn't have been?

[Halo Jones]

Posh car; he obviously enjoys the warm sensation of leather against his cheeks. did I really say that?

Got to love heated leather seats

[MaryPoppins]

Or had he just made a hasty getaway from somewhere he shouldn't have been?

That was my first thought, but you'd probably stop somewhere for a second to pop your kecks back on before getting in your car.

[cailin maith]

Got to love heated leather seats

No way, makes me want to wee.