Black cats

[EternalOptimist]

Nobody wants one.

The missus was looking to get a new cat a few months ago. Apparently , no one will take a black one


weird.

well we got one. Oreo. and the little twat scratched me today

and Im looking at him now, licking his little bum hole

[doodab]

Nobody wants one.

The missus was looking to get a new cat a few months ago. Apparently , no one will take a black one


weird.

well we got one. Oreo. and the little twat scratched me today

and Im looking at him now, licking his little bum hole

Why are you licking a cats bum hole? That's disgusting.

[EternalOptimist]

Why are you licking a cats bum hole? That's disgusting.

a bit of seasoning, yum yum.
its suprisingly full of protein. and hairs

[Halo Jones]

If it was not for the waterbed & BGG being allergic & the general responsibility I would have a little black kitten

[ThomasSoerensen]

Nail it to a tree with copper nails. That'll teach it.

[mudskipper]

Nobody wants one.

The missus was looking to get a new cat a few months ago. Apparently , no one will take a black one


weird.

well we got one. Oreo. and the little twat scratched me today

and Im looking at him now, licking his little bum hole

Ours is nearly 20. He's old and stiff and can no longer bend enough to get to his bum hole. I have to follow him around with toilet paper and wipe it for him. He never thanks me.

[DimPrawn]

Ours is nearly 20. He's old and stiff and can no longer bend enough to get to his bum hole. I have to follow him around with toilet paper and wipe it for him. He never thanks me.

I hope someone says that about me in a few years time.

[mudskipper]

I hope someone says that about me in a few years time.

Are you nearly 20?

[DimPrawn]

Are you nearly 20?

In cat years, yes.

[MarillionFan]

Nobody wants one.

The missus was looking to get a new cat a few months ago. Apparently , no one will take a black one


weird.

well we got one. Oreo. and the little twat scratched me today

and Im looking at him now, licking his little bum hole

Oreo's are brown. Poor little fella no wonder he scratched you. What was wrong with calling him Sooty or Sambo? It's probably got an identity problem now.