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    Rules of the Forum

    As leader of the pack(I'm such a lucky jack - hang on, wrong Avatar)

    Kneel before MF. These are the rules

    1. No sucking up or answering back.
    2. No slagging off other posters unless instigated by a moderator
    3. No posting anything about SKA, Gerbils, Real Ale, Monday Links & Scottish bloody football
    4. No bedwetting(with exception of moderators)
    5. No TPD. Posting in TPD is BANNED. All posters, posting in TPD will be banned.

    Otherwise carry on.

    What happens in General, stays in General.
    You know what they say about assumptions!

    #2
    Arsebiscuits.
    I'm off to post in TPD.

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      #3
      Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
      As leader of the pack(I'm such a lucky jack - hang on, wrong Avatar)

      Kneel before MF. These are the rules

      1. No sucking up or answering back.
      2. No slagging off other posters unless instigated by a moderator
      3. No posting anything about SKA, Gerbils, Real Ale, Monday Links & Scottish bloody football
      4. No bedwetting(with exception of moderators)
      5. No TPD. Posting in TPD is BANNED. All posters, posting in TPD will be banned.

      Otherwise carry on.

      [whispers]Oi, I got an infarction for shouting. Is shouting against the rules or not?[/whispers]

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        #4
        Originally posted by realityhack View Post
        Arsebiscuits.
        I'm off to post in TPD.

        It's closed. Move along please. Nothing to see here.
        What happens in General, stays in General.
        You know what they say about assumptions!

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          #5
          Originally posted by k2p2 View Post
          [whispers]Oi, I got an infarction for shouting. Is shouting against the rules or not?[/whispers]

          1. No sucking up or answering back.
          2. No slagging off other posters unless instigated by a moderator
          3. No posting anything about SKA, Gerbils, Real Ale, Monday Links & Scottish bloody football
          4. No bedwetting(with exception of moderators)
          5. No TPD. Posting in TPD is BANNED. All posters, posting in TPD will be banned.

          and


          6. Shouting. No shouting.
          What happens in General, stays in General.
          You know what they say about assumptions!

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            #6
            Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
            As leader of the pack(I'm such a lucky jack - hang on, wrong Avatar)

            Kneel before MF. These are the rules

            1. No sucking up or answering back.
            2. No slagging off other posters unless instigated by a moderator
            3. No posting anything about SKA, Gerbils, Real Ale, Monday Links & Scottish bloody football
            4. No bedwetting(with exception of moderators)
            5. No TPD. Posting in TPD is BANNED. All posters, posting in TPD will be banned.

            Otherwise carry on.





            "Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch." - Orson Welles

            Norrahe's blog

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              #7
              Isn't there just a tiny risk of all out war when SY01 finally logs on?

              While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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                #8
                Originally posted by k2p2 View Post
                [whispers]Oi, I got an infarction for shouting. Is shouting against the rules or not?[/whispers]
                Bastards.
                Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
                +5 Xeno Cool Points

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

                  1. No sucking up or answering back.
                  2. No slagging off other posters unless instigated by a moderator
                  3. No posting anything about SKA, Gerbils, Real Ale, Monday Links & Scottish bloody football
                  4. No bedwetting(with exception of moderators)
                  5. No TPD. Posting in TPD is BANNED. All posters, posting in TPD will be banned.

                  and


                  6. Shouting. No shouting.
                  What about starting threads just to annoy other members?

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                    As leader of the pack(I'm such a lucky jack - hang on, wrong Avatar)

                    Kneel before MF. These are the rules

                    1. No sucking up or answering back.
                    2. No slagging off other posters unless instigated by a moderator
                    3. No posting anything about SKA, Gerbils, Real Ale, Monday Links & Scottish bloody football
                    4. No bedwetting(with exception of moderators)
                    5. No TPD. Posting in TPD is BANNED. All posters, posting in TPD will be banned.

                    Otherwise carry on.

                    Bollocks - rules are made to be broken

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