Anyone remember this term? Way before we had gastroenteritis, norovirus, yuppy flu or whatever the heck they call it these days?
Well, on today of all days, I came down with a proper dose of the thruppnies. I soldiered into work (1.5hr drive to Farnborough), did my first meeting, got a text from Doodab telling me that my wildest forum dreams had come true.
And then it started. What the Germans refer to as "Durchfall" I believe. High fever, shaking like a tulipting dog, aches, cramps. The whole nine yards.
So I drove home. And some fooker stacked his motor on the M3 so had to sit in traffic for an hour to join the M25.
By the time I got home I rushed to the loo and opened up like a inverted geyser in Jellystone park. Off to bed, too late to have my fun. An opportunity missed.
If you feel sorry for me, why not pop admin a note to give me another chance, eh? For you old poorly mucka, suity.
Well, on today of all days, I came down with a proper dose of the thruppnies. I soldiered into work (1.5hr drive to Farnborough), did my first meeting, got a text from Doodab telling me that my wildest forum dreams had come true.
And then it started. What the Germans refer to as "Durchfall" I believe. High fever, shaking like a tulipting dog, aches, cramps. The whole nine yards.
So I drove home. And some fooker stacked his motor on the M3 so had to sit in traffic for an hour to join the M25.
By the time I got home I rushed to the loo and opened up like a inverted geyser in Jellystone park. Off to bed, too late to have my fun. An opportunity missed.
If you feel sorry for me, why not pop admin a note to give me another chance, eh? For you old poorly mucka, suity.
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