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Charlie Sheen becomes the next David Icke?

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    Charlie Sheen becomes the next David Icke?

    Seems those who admire his 'fcukedupness' or maybe how he manages to bed his girlfriend, two pornstars, and the nanny at the same time, do have a limit after all.

    BBC News - Charlie Sheen live show bombs in Detroit

    "Actor Charlie Sheen was booed off stage by fans on the first night of his Violent Torpedo Of Truth: Defeat Is Not An Option one-man show in Detroit...."

    I wonder if he's having the same kind of mental breakdown as David Icke. I wouldn't be at all suprised to hear soon that he's chopped up his harem with that machete he was waving around.

    Maybe too much coke and hookers is a bad thing.
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    He is in a pretty bad manic phase, the crash is going to be a bad one.

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      Originally posted by PAH View Post
      Maybe too much coke and hookers is a bad thing.
      Heresy!

      You might be onto something though....
      While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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        Why did people go to the show in the first place, didn't they know what to expect?
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          #5
          I was living in Arran when Icke was wearing turquoise and spouting mince about how the Isle was going to fall into the sea after an earthquake.

          He should have been sectioned but mental health laws now only take you there if "if you are a danger to yourself and/or others"

          He now says that period in his life was down to a nervous breakdown and admits he was talking crap but is 'better now', then he accuses half the world's leaders of being paedophile cannibal reptilian shape shifters.

          Sad thing is he probably makes a fortune peddling this crap.

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            #6
            How dare anyone criticise David Icke? He is one of my heros. Giant lizards controlling the world are real I tell you.

            probably makes a fortune
            Quite. Actually I have always suspected he is very far from being a loony. As Ron Hubbard (another genius) discovered decades before, creating a successful religion or cult is one of the soundest business moves anyone can make.
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              Originally posted by PAH View Post
              Maybe too much coke and hookers is a bad thing.
              Perhaps he should try Pepsi instead.
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                Originally posted by doodab View Post
                Heresy!

                You might be onto something though....
                Exactly. You need to mix up with weed and meth amphetamine otherwise you're just wasting your time.
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                  Originally posted by minestrone View Post
                  I was living in Arran when Icke was wearing turquoise and spouting mince about how the Isle was going to fall into the sea after an earthquake.

                  He should have been sectioned but mental health laws now only take you there if "if you are a danger to yourself and/or others"
                  But as a halfway house, they send you to live in Arran for a few years. Kill or cure!

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                    Originally posted by PAH View Post
                    Violent Torpedo Of Truth: Defeat Is Not An Option
                    Brilliant title though.

                    Deffo going to try to work that into my presentation tomorrow.
                    Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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