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    By doze is bust

    Yep, I've bust by doze, which beads I´b havig trouble with by ´b´s and by ´d´s today. You´ll have to excuse be if I´b a bit difficult to udderstadd.

    I hope all will be back to dormal sood.
    And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    Yep, I've bust by doze, which beads I´b havig trouble with by ´b´s and by ´d´s today. You´ll have to excuse be if I´b a bit difficult to udderstadd.

    I hope all will be back to dormal sood.
    Ouch.

    n and m's.

    b's and d's seem to be working fine.

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      #3
      Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
      Ouch.

      n and m's.
      That's what I said isd't it?
      And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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        #4
        Cause? Manly activity, drunken shenanigans or an embarrassing accident? Fingers crossed you don't get a cold

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          #5
          Originally posted by administrator View Post
          Cause? Manly activity, drunken shenanigans or an embarrassing accident? Fingers crossed you don't get a cold
          Rugby Udiod.
          And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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            #6
            Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
            Rugby Udiod.
            Embarrassing accident it is then.

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              #7
              Originally posted by administrator View Post
              Embarrassing accident it is then.
              Ebbarassig iddeed.
              And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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                #8
                Have you bust it before? Doing anything to keep it looking nice when it heals?
                Originally posted by MaryPoppins
                I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
                Originally posted by vetran
                Urine is quite nourishing

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by d000hg View Post
                  Have you bust it before? Doing anything to keep it looking nice when it heals?
                  Yep; it's been rebuilt once already. It isn't bent this time but swollen on one side.

                  As for keeping it looking nice, Lady Tester recommends Rituals Indonesian Jojoba and Turtlepoo Facemask with enriching Protein Q10, or something like that. Sounds a bit woofty-poofty to me. Ice pack is best.
                  And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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                    #10
                    So did someone get in a crafty punch/stamp under a ruck/scrum, or did you trip over and land on your face?


                    Smashing your face in a try-scoring swan-dive would be nice.
                    Originally posted by MaryPoppins
                    I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
                    Originally posted by vetran
                    Urine is quite nourishing

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