I got in at nine thirty, I've been here for what seems like 7 hrs, and yet it's only quarter to eleven.
How fast am I moving?
How fast am I moving?
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Not fast enough to stop typing it seems. Speed up.Originally posted by doodab View Post"Condoms should come with a free pack of earplugs." -
You may be experiencing some time dilation effects as you might be in the presence of a large mass.Originally posted by doodab View Post
Try looking around the office for a large porker gorging on a KFC family bucket and move further away. If you can't then you may be within her event horizon.If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.Comment
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You might be on to something. I'm the only person in my office and I'm the only person I have ever worked with who has ever bought a KFC family bucket back to their desk. Although I did share some of the chips.Originally posted by hyperD View PostWhile you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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Fatty. Do you have your own gravity field? Do you find objects attach themselves to you?Originally posted by doodab View PostWhat happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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My lunch, which I have been waiting bloody ages for.Originally posted by suityou01 View PostRelative to what?
While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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Right now I have some perspective.Originally posted by doodab View Post
What is white and yellow and moves at 125mph? A train driver's egg sandwiches.
Originally posted by TalkieToasterKnock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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Run away from the office, the closer you get to light speed the more relative time will have passed when you get back.Last edited by gingerjedi; 5 April 2011, 18:07.Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave JohnsonComment
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