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    I drunk at work today

    Got to work after a long drive and the office was full of food (crisps, nuts, chocolates, sweets, etc.) along with a crate of beer and some bottles of Sekt. The whole day therefore was spent gorging and drinking due to my collegues birthday. They do that a lot here...only went to the toilet once as well.
    Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

    #2
    I'm intrigued by your erratic posting style lately.
    Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
    +5 Xeno Cool Points

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      #3
      Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
      I'm intrigued by your erratic posting style lately.
      He'll never make it. A clean sweep of the entire general board without another poster stopping him.
      What happens in General, stays in General.
      You know what they say about assumptions!

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        #4
        But did you know that Russian scientists have developed a new drug that prolongs drunkenness and enhances intoxication.
        Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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          #5
          Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
          But did you know that Russian scientists have developed a new drug that prolongs drunkenness and enhances intoxication.
          Yes I did. Scraped from the scrotal sacks of Russian Squirrels, added to the toe clippings of North Siberian virgins and mixed with the fluff from a new DFS sofa, it has a heady aroma that they call M12.
          What happens in General, stays in General.
          You know what they say about assumptions!

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            #6
            Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
            But did you know that Russian scientists have developed a new drug that prolongs drunkenness and enhances intoxication.
            Это фигня....

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              #7
              Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
              I'm intrigued by your erratic posting style lately.
              I agree. It's quite bizarre. Almost 'bot' like.
              The vegetarian option.

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                #8
                Originally posted by wobbegong View Post
                I agree. It's quite bizarre. Almost 'bot' like.
                This is one of my favourites of the random postings. I like the toilet update at the end.
                Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
                +5 Xeno Cool Points

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