Giving your wife a present she didn't appreciate much.

**DimPrawn** · 8 April 2011, 12:30

Indeed, his wife told him to buzz off.

**DaveB** · 8 April 2011, 12:39

Well it makes a change from a pearl necklace.

**Mich the Tester** · 8 April 2011, 12:40

Have they tried bleeding the radiators?

**IR35 Avoider** · 10 April 2011, 16:53

The article says this is the first time it's happened to humans. I'm guessing that for the purposes of this statement, Senegalese natives are being excluded from the definition of human.

Possibly someone meant to say it's the first time this has happened to humans with the academic resources to work out what happened.

**xoggoth** · 10 April 2011, 17:03

There was a case last year where a mosquito sucked on a bloke's knob shortly after a J Arthur and then flew off and bit a woman's fanny, making her pregnant.

**EternalOptimist** · 10 April 2011, 17:03

ok, I admit that catching a virulent virus off of a viscious voracious insect, then sh@gging it on to the missus, is bad. but it's hardly deliberate is it ?

years ago, when I wasnt well off, I saved and scrimped and struggled, and I got the missus a cam corder.
YES. we would be the first dudes on the block to own a cam corder. yay. suck on THAT mrs nosey parker jones.
YAY.

then on Christmas eve, the missus says, Im not realy a material person, anything would be good as long as its not one of those cam corders.

It was viruses all the way after that

**amcdonald** · 10 April 2011, 17:04

At least he didn't do a District 9 and turn into a walking prawn

**EternalOptimist** · 10 April 2011, 17:05

Originally posted by xoggoth View Post

There was a case last year where a mosquito sucked on a bloke's knob shortly after a J Arthur and then flew off and bit a woman's fanny, making her pregnant.

**xoggoth** · 10 April 2011, 17:10

Its true!!!!!!!!! Really!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Giving your wife a present she didn't appreciate much.