Bomb in Bolton...

[stek]

Bomb squad blows up suspicious package at Bolton benefits office | Manchester Evening News - menmedia.co.uk

Caused over £200,000 worth of improvements.....

[DimPrawn]

Bomb squad blows up suspicious package at Bolton benefits office | Manchester Evening News - menmedia.co.uk

Caused over £200,000 worth of improvements.....

Hmmmm, a suspicious package in a Bolton benefits office........was it a box of job adverts?

[stek]

Hmmmm, a suspicious package in Bolton benefits office........was it a box of job adverts?

Oy!, I am a Boltonian! I can joke about it - u can;t!

Some Bolton phrases;

Azbinmenbinmam? - Have the refuse collectors been, Mother?

Tintintintinbox - It isn't in the tin it's in the box.

[northernladuk]

Have been past that place and everyone going in and out of it look decidedly suspicious to me!!!

This made me laugh though...

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Bolton

[ChrisPackit]

The best thing to come out of Bolton ? .......... the M61.

Chris (Wigan)

[BoredBloke]

Oy!, I am a Boltonian! I can joke about it - u can;t!

Some Bolton phrases;

Azbinmenbinmam? - Have the refuse collectors been, Mother?

Tintintintinbox - It isn't in the tin it's in the box.

You want to try Aberdeen! Up there fit = what and far = where. Then add to that the strong accent. Daa ken fit cha deiin = I don't know what you are doing. So that means you could hire a rubbish plumber who could say Daa ken fit fitting fits far = I don't know what fitting fits where. Plus it has to be said very fast if you really are an Aberdonian.

[eek]

Bomb squad blows up suspicious package at Bolton benefits office | Manchester Evening News - menmedia.co.uk

Caused over £200,000 worth of improvements.....

I always worry about jokes like that. Ever since the IRA bomb in manchester proved the point as Harvey Nicks ans Selfridges rushed in to replace the crap old Marks and Spencers.