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Mid-life crisis : What comes first?

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    Mid-life crisis : What comes first?

    The Porsche?
    Motorbike?
    The younger lady bit-on-the-side?
    Florida Snow for the first time?
    Run away from the family to travel for a couple of months?

    #2
    Originally posted by ChimpMaster View Post
    The Porsche?
    Motorbike?
    The younger lady bit-on-the-side?
    Florida Snow for the first time?
    Run away from the family to travel for a couple of months?
    Why not all of them, perhaps not the lady on the side, they tend to be short lived and blow the rest of your life off balance. Allegedly!
    Never has a man been heard to say on his death bed that he wishes he'd spent more time in the office.

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      #3
      This:

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        #4
        Only hippies have heartattacks Nick (actually I like that for a band . It's the stress of demonstrating and correct spelling.

        You need the car first.
        This will get you the lady on the side.
        Then youll feel guilty
        So you'll buy a hholiday home
        Then you'll get caught
        Then the wife will leave you
        Then you lose the house
        Then youll be skint
        Then the mistress will leave you
        Then all you have is the car
        Then some ****er will hook the keys through your letter box with a fishing rod late one night and nick your keys and car
        Then you can have a heart attack or come to a London CUK meetup.

        I believe that's the correct order
        MF
        What happens in General, stays in General.
        You know what they say about assumptions!

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          #5
          Originally posted by ChimpMaster View Post
          The Porsche?
          Motorbike?
          The younger lady bit-on-the-side?
          Florida Snow for the first time?
          Run away from the family to travel for a couple of months?
          Aston Martin, surely?

          No brainer. though if you can afford it, why not the lot?
          Behold the warranty -- the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.

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            #6
            Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
            This:

            Is it that followed by the Ferrari, the 18 year old nymphet, the motorbike, the yacht, the island in the Caribbean?
            "Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch." - Orson Welles

            Norrahe's blog

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              #7
              A new aeroplane, start conversion training on Monday

              If the weather doesn't turn to rattulip.
              Me, me, me...

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                #8
                Originally posted by Cliphead View Post
                A new aeroplane, start conversion training on Monday

                If the weather doesn't turn to rattulip.
                Yep, I did hear you say that... you're full of surprises. That's a tad more impressive than a Porsche!

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                  You need the car first.
                  This will get you the lady on the side.
                  Originally posted by Cliphead View Post
                  A new aeroplane, start conversion training on Monday
                  Originally posted by realityhack View Post
                  Yep, I did hear you say that... you're full of surprises. That's a tad more impressive than a Porsche!
                  Looks like MF is right, you're on track Clippy.
                  Originally posted by MaryPoppins
                  I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
                  Originally posted by vetran
                  Urine is quite nourishing

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by realityhack View Post
                    Yep, I did hear you say that... you're full of surprises. That's a tad more impressive than a Porsche!
                    A misspent youth. Dosh that could have gone on booze, drugs, cars, babes went to aviation instead. No regrets, still get the babes.
                    Me, me, me...

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