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Ideas for interesting and unusual gifts for wife's imminent birthday?

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    Ideas for interesting and unusual gifts for wife's imminent birthday?

    What to buy?

    Any clever or original ideas that will delight and enchant her?


    Oh gawd, here we go.


    #2
    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
    What to buy?

    Any clever or original ideas that will delight and enchant her?


    Oh gawd, here we go.

    Have a rubber mould made of your erect penis and then get yourself a box to put it in. A matchbox should be fine.

    They do say something about little things in little packages!
    What happens in General, stays in General.
    You know what they say about assumptions!

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      #3
      Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
      Have a rubber mould made of your erect penis and then get yourself a box to put it in. A matchbox should be fine.

      They do say something about little things in little packages!
      So now I've got to shell out on some Viagra now too?!

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        #4
        Take her to see Doogie do his standup comedy act.
        What happens in General, stays in General.
        You know what they say about assumptions!

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          #5
          Pearl Necklace?

          I've bought my wifey in waiting a Pandora Charm bracelet, that way I can keep adding charms so thats future birthdays/doghouse days/chirstmases and there are so many out there odds are you can find one for any landmark occasion
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            #6
            To further enhance the suggestion above: A pearl necklace and some face cream.

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              #7
              Do the same thing as last year - disappoint her again in a way that only you can.

              HTH

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                #8
                An iRon?
                Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
                  Pearl Necklace?

                  I've bought my wifey in waiting a Pandora Charm bracelet, that way I can keep adding charms so thats future birthdays/doghouse days/chirstmases and there are so many out there odds are you can find one for any landmark occasion
                  I thought he wanted something original and nice??
                  'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!

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                    #10
                    How about I buy her an orphan from a 3rd world country?

                    A lot of celebs have them.

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