Does and Dont's of growing old

[DodgyAgent]

In a world where the working population is getting older and where at the same time people are considered washed up at 50 let's examine ways of keeping ourselves competitive in both the night club and on the jobs market:


Do: pluck your eyebrows
Don't: tell people how many years you have been doing something

[BlasterBates]

also keep your nose and ear hair nice and trim.

[doodab]

Don't chase excessively young women. Half your age plus seven years should be the lower limit.

[Spacecadet]

Don't chase excessively young women. Half your age plus seven years should be the lower limit.

Might as well kill myself now

[EternalOptimist]

Don't chase excessively young women. Half your age plus seven years should be the lower limit.

half my age plus 7 ?

<cough>

I'd still be sh@gging grannies

[amcdonald]

Don't chase excessively young women. Half your age plus seven years should be the lower limit.

Nah you're as young as the woman you feel

Saying that my current bird is two years older than me

[BlasterBates]

I used to have a "bird" who was 16 years older than me.

Beat that.

[DodgyAgent]

I used to have a "bird" who was 16 years older than me.

Beat that.

I did, regularly

[stek]

The current Mrs stek is 19 years younger than me. Been together 8 years now, time to start thinking about a trade-in...

[Spacecadet]

The current Mrs stek is 19 years younger than me. Been together 8 years now, time to start thinking about a trade-in...

Try and drop her at least 6 months before her 21st, you don't want her to be depressed on her big birthday