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    If I was a permmie I would......

    be calling in sick today

    I am in agony with my back, hopefully I get can today ouuta the way as quick as possible and spend the next 4 days in bed
    Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy
    I can't see any way to do it can you please advise?

    I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.

    #2
    Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
    be calling in sick today

    I am in agony with my back, hopefully I get can today ouuta the way as quick as possible and spend the next 4 days in bed
    There's nothing to stop you taking a day off, there should be a clause in your contract to allow for emergency gaps in service provision
    Coffee's for closers

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      #3
      Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
      be calling in sick today

      I am in agony with my back, hopefully I get can today ouuta the way as quick as possible and spend the next 4 days in bed
      It's worse than you think, it seems to have spread to your fingers.
      Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

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        #4
        Originally posted by gingerjedi View Post
        It's worse than you think, it seems to have spread to your fingers.
        That is just the product of an inner city comprehensive school education!
        Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy
        I can't see any way to do it can you please advise?

        I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.

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          #5
          Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
          be calling in sick today

          I am in agony with my back, hopefully I get can today ouuta the way as quick as possible and spend the next 4 days in bed
          I heard talk of new drugs on the Market , they can make pain go away. Google ibuprofen.

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            #6
            Originally posted by russell View Post
            I heard talk of new drugs on the Market , they can make pain go away. Google ibuprofen.
            Ibuprofen was so last week, on the codeine at the moment!
            Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy
            I can't see any way to do it can you please advise?

            I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.

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              #7
              Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
              Ibuprofen was so last week, on the codeine at the moment!
              Cocodamol or something? I was on those and they made me go whoosy, I love it!

              And, I want some Dinnerfords Gripewater, I loved the smell and taste, do they still sell it?

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                #8
                You should get to the doctor. Aside from the obvious back related ailments this could be due to a swollen liver caused by heavy drinking.

                Of course, it might just be a trapped fart.
                While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by stek View Post
                  Cocodamol or something? I was on those and they made me go whoosy, I love it!

                  And, I want some Dinnerfords Gripewater, I loved the smell and taste, do they still sell it?
                  Googled it, it had alcohol in it! Explains a lot really......

                  Prolly banned now....

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by stek View Post
                    Googled it, it had alcohol in it! Explains a lot really......

                    Prolly banned now....
                    Woodwards gripe water, you can get it in Boots - Woodwards Gripe Water - 150ml - Boots

                    Alcohol free now but still does the trick.
                    Bazza gets caught
                    Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

                    CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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