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    So whats your average :D

    http://www.theregister.co.uk/2006/03...e_poll_result/
    "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

    #2
    If I were you I would read the accompanying article on the site: "Scientists confirm that masturbation is not as good as sex" and take notes.
    Hard Brexit now!
    #prayfornodeal

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      #3
      Originally posted by sasguru
      If I were you I would read the accompanying article on the site: "Scientists confirm that masturbation is not as good as sex" and take notes.

      Touche, sir.
      "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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        #4
        "Wanted: seasoned w**nkers for online ejaculation pole"

        Oh well, it's too bad this ad wasn't advertised here first. Quite a few people here can fulfil this role very well.
        I've seen much of the rest of the world. It is brutal and cruel and dark, Rome is the light.

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          #5
          Originally posted by Francko
          "Wanted: seasoned w**nkers for online ejaculation pole"

          Oh well, it's too bad this ad wasn't advertised here first. Quite a few people here can fulfil this role very well.
          Yes I can see why you're sad you missed it Francko
          Hard Brexit now!
          #prayfornodeal

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            #6
            I've written a sex manual for IT types.

            In, out. Repeat if necessary.

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              #7
              New name for the female genitalia?..or am I behind the times

              "we now demand that LoveHoney conduct a poll for women to establish once and for all how much petting the pink taco it takes for the earth to move"

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                #8
                loop until !*1*###**@@;
                push(stack);
                if drunk then break;
                end;

                cleanup();
                Hard Brexit now!
                #prayfornodeal

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by DimPrawn
                  I've written a sex manual for IT types.

                  In, out. Repeat if necessary.
                  You missed the retrieving from the top shelf sub macro
                  The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

                  But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by maximus
                    New name for the female genitalia?..or am I behind the times

                    "we now demand that LoveHoney conduct a poll for women to establish once and for all how much petting the pink taco it takes for the earth to move"
                    You mena you dont know that one? You be telling us you dont know what Dutch Lobster is next.
                    "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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